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[zanza-sama]

Is mun ok? I miss this blog q~q

Ahhh hello! I got a few messages asking if I’m ok and I’m really sorry if I worried anyone. I am fine, but a while back I really lost my drive to run this blog and it was pretty silly anyways. Plus it was lonely without the other blogs I used to joke with. I won’t say I’m never going to come back, but for the time being Zanza is having an extended nap at least. I’m sure there are plenty of other blogs now to take this one’s place. Thank you all for your kind words.

[zanza-sama]

As far as I'm concerned, this is the original Zanza shitpost blog and therefore the best because you have a legacy. Now go back to your narcissism, jerkass.

Not exactly the legacy I was going for, but it will do.

[zanza-sama]

praise

I accept.

[zanza-sama]

hi, i am the anon who has been flooding your ask box with everything from crotch windows to snuggies, thank u for noticing me zanza-sama

You’re welcome, thank you for noticing zanza-sama. We know there are many zanza shitpost blogs for you to choose from and we appreciate your patronage

[zanza-sama]

i have a strange urge to see zanza in a snuggie. zanza, wear a snuggie or whatever they call those blankets with arms.

[zanza-sama]

THOU HATH NOT BEEN FORGOTTEN, ZANZA-SAMA.

[zanza-sama]

If you're a lemon, is Meyneth a lime? And if so, is Alvis like... Sprite?

(for reasons I prefer not to engage in the zanza lemon shenanigans so forgive me for not answering stuff related to that ty)

[zanza-sama]

So is this sudden popularity a good thing or a bad thing for you?

Whatever you’re referring to, it has affected me little.

[rinkaramoved]

OK I just realized im super old so most people dont get why I think calling zanza a lemon is weird, but back in ye olden dayes a lemon was literally like a gay smut fanfic. zanza did not die for this

[audhulm-a]

This is exactly what he died for; allowing us to sin

[zanza-sama]

[zanza-sama]

It may or may not mean much to you, but your Monado looks way cooler than Shulk's or Meyneth's.

Thank you, I had quite a bit of time to spend on its design...

[zanza-sama]

If you wish, I can bring you back to life as another deity - as a memelord. Do you accept?

I’d rather die ten times over again.

[zanza-sama]

I really have to wonder who has the bigger fandom... you or your hair?

My crotch area, apparently.

[zanza-sama]

You're a pervert for where you put Colony 6. I bet you loved having all those people move up and down the colony, didn't you?

What an excellent question. Take this gift as a token of my appreciation.

[zanza-sama]

I'm sure many people are telling you that you're a lemon, but I disagree. You're a yellow pollen orb. You think you're useful, but you only cause discomfort, and your red counterpart - although controversial - is much more useful and can become real classy with the right treatment.

No one has told me I am a lemon, I’m sure they all know it’s a very bad idea. But thank you for that analogy. May I enlighten you to the fact that yellow pollen orbs are the base from which other pollen orbs are created, and are used to power most of the lighting fixtures in that strange village? The pollen orbs from which all other pollen orbs are born. Not so useless after all.

[zanza-sama]

Meyneth wouldn't show us her wiggle wiggle wiggle. Would you care to instead?

Certainly.

[zanza-sama]

So given where Satorl Marsh is on the Bionis, and if we were to apply logic to assume that it stretches further back along the waist of the Bionis, does that mean you had a butt that glowed at night?

[zanza-sama]

So I'm planning a cosplay of you (because why wouldn't somebody want to cosplay the most fabulous character?) and I'm having trouble figuring out your sleeves and how they work. And also trying to find a wig as magnificent as your hair is proving difficult as well. Any tips?

well Zanza would probably just say “good luck nerd” so I, humble blog owner, shall step in and try to assist, as I have put more thought than I would like to admit into this very subject.

the sleeves are literally a mystery, and probably are not even able to exist in this plane, but the best I can come up with is something like this:

I tried to color code which parts I think are “together” as one piece or at least supposed to be. you will probably also need a butt ton of interfacing to make them do the thing where they defy gravity.

for the wig, I would probably start with something like this and cut and curl it and apply a VERY liberal amount of hairspray. hope that helps and good luck and zanza bless