God I Wish I Were Tall

melvin - 16 - they/them - bi NSFW BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT! this blog will consist of my ocs, stuff relating to my ocs, giant/tiny stuff, and the occasional unrelated funny post. lewd/nsfw content will not be permitted here, so don't send asks or messages about it. if there's anything specific you'd like me to tag, please let me know. thank you!

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i unironically really like gordon ramsay as a person like, he only gets pissed when people are being legitimately shitty or are hurting their customers and the dude’s real fuckin good with children like, you’ll never see gordon ramsay being a dick to a child doesnt matter if they give him play doh on a fuckin platter and act like its a rata god damn touille hes nice and only mean to people that are fucking shit and basically gordon ramsay being seen as an angry shitty chef whos mean for no reason is bullshit and he does shit like fight really hard against slaughtering endangered species for frivolous bullshit like shark fin soup. basically gordon ramsay is the best tv chef and if i see anyone say bobby flay is better, whoever the fuck that is, i will blow a god damn gasket thank you for reading

[socialjusticeolivia]

@nyalfons-heiderich

[zanzibae-blog]

i'm trying to look for inspiration for a new oc's design but FUCK all google is giving me is MODELS

[kiwi]

the roundest clown in town

[angrypunkandtrans]

[hauntednpc]

a lil goris in curious observation :o

[pythonpie]

Some sad G/t ideas to break your hearts

A giant who is so destroyed over being feared as a monster, they start to become one. They retreat into a fortress or lair in solitude and any outside attempt at contact is abruptly ended no questions asked. Whether it be by a roar/display to scare the intruders away or straight up devouring them.

A tiny who was accidentally crippled by their giant friend. Who was once a source of gentle comfort has now become an overwhelming threat. The tiny recoils at the advancement of their hand, flinching away at any sudden move they make for fear that this time they won’t be so lucky to survive.

A giant being restrained by others, desperately fighting to reach their small friend, to protect them from being crushed under their captor’s boot to no avail as they watch a fellow giant destroy their tiny companion without a care.

A giant losing themself to their primal predatory instincts after a parasite infects their brain. Their tiny friend watches in helpless horror over a course of weeks as the once gentle giant deteriorates into nothing more than a ravenous beast that sees them as nothing but a potential snack.

A tiny befriends a giant only to discover how sadistic and cruel they are. The giant had only befriended them to force the tiny into being a toy or pet. The tiny is heartbroken that the giant they thought was so kind turned out to be a cruel monster. Vice versa, a tiny befriends a giant and forces them into being a circus display or laborer.

[zanzibae-blog]

ur choice of leavin fandoms is Valid my friend :">

thx...

[stimmyvillainarchive]

I enjoy the joke interaction banners as much as anybody else but keep in mind that when you’re saying interaction banners are cringey you’re ignoring why they’re used. A lot of minors use these to prevent literal adults including their content in kink spaces. i.e.: a place that is dangerous for them.

I could go on and on about other reasons why certain groups are asked not to interact via these banners but that’s the most commonly used. It’s okay to joke about them but it is not okay to make fun of people trying to stim in peace and protect themselves.

[sigynbrynhildr]

People really need to take this issue more seriously. 

You are allowed to join tumblr at 13 years old.  

Adults should not, for any reason, be making minors who are allowed to be here uncomfortable and exposing them to sexual content by interacting with their posts. If you have your own blog and make your own nsfw posts and properly tag them, then I’m not talking about you. I’m talking about grown ass adults farming content for their kink blogs from minors who have repeatedly asked not to be made a part of it. 

The worst is that I’ve seen adults fucking whine about it “but where am I supposed to reblog from?” 

MAKE. YOUR. OWN. CONTENT. 

[zanzibae-blog]

my absolute LEAST favorite thing about all fandoms is how i can't complain about nsfw content ruining the source material for me without getting some dumb ass condescending anon in my inbox like "sorry sweetie :^) get used to the constant barrage porn or leave" like... ok. i will leave

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[connortron7]

[zanzibae-blog]

the greatest act of self love i've ever done was leave all fandoms and just hyperfixate on my ocs forever i just... hate fandoms

[zanzibae-blog]

Just so you know, Hello Neighbor's release date was pushed to December. Oh, and yeah this fandom -like all fandoms- has a kinky side and I'm sorry you had the misfortune of seeing some of it.

thx i used to be in that fandom a lot as “heistryinghisverybest” but since i love myself i Left and deleted all evidence of my presence

[zanzibae-blog]

also i didn't ask

[zanzibae-blog]

Just so you know, Hello Neighbor's release date was pushed to December. Oh, and yeah this fandom -like all fandoms- has a kinky side and I'm sorry you had the misfortune of seeing some of it.

thx i used to be in that fandom a lot as "heistryinghisverybest" but since i love myself i Left and deleted all evidence of my presence

[cronusampora]

[has-feelings-deactivated2022032]

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty). 

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her. 

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like: 

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.” 

[speciesofleastconcern]

beekeeping is really weird

[angeldrake3]

Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Vampires during the solar eclipse