"The first death is in the heart, Harry."

Marty - Butch - they/he

[maidthings]

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

[maidthings]

Visit Original Link

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[everythingfox]

Really enjoying the scritches

[icarus-suraki]

[pespavlovaa]

The whole circle has been completed

[grrlmusic]

Minami Gessel

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[turtle-brownie]

blowing him up with my mind

[nelchh]

Disco elysium study:33

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[rederiswrites]

Cannot express how disinterested I am in seeing traumatized characters "reconcile" with their canonically shitty parental figures.

[rederiswrites]

I probably don't have to even say this but this has turned out to be the most "omg Blorbo from my shows" post I could have made. I have no idea who tf 90% of the people in the tags are but you're very passionate about them.

[rederiswrites]

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[beardedmrbean]

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[gabowook]

Late night conversations for the sleepless