J. Zare

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[zaredevil]

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM :3

Kinda tickles a bit. 7/10 experience.

[zaredevil]

Jimmyyyyyyyy why did you bite my friend????

:(

Well, he did it first, didn't he? A bite for a bite, or something like that.

[zaredevil]

Permission to GENTLY nomnomnom on your arm?

...What in the...? Y'all Tulpar folk are fucking strange, I'll give ya that. Eh, whatever. Sure, I guess, but I bite back. Hard. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

[curlyseyes]

owwie :(

[zaredevil]

... (that's strange. he looks like Curly.)

Hm.

... (he's also dressed like a plumber, like that other me.)

It's not bleedin', right?

... (ah shit)

I'll... get the first aid kit.

[zaredevil]

I WAS GOING TO DO A GENTLE NOMNOMNOM YOU FUCK :( oh wait. no. that was mean. sorry.

You ain't my Curly, but on account of you bein' my, er, astronaut doppleganger's Curly, I'll let it slide this time. Nom away.

[zaredevil]

ANOTHER!!!

@tulpar-co-captain

Well, this is a tad strange. You look exceedingly like me, partner. What's a handsome man like you doing in dusty old Tulpar?

[tulpar-co-captain]

Lookin’ around and stumbled upon you. Isn’t that neat?

[zaredevil]

Truly fantastic. What are you even, some kinda... plumber? What's with that get-up? My pipes ain't choked up right now, if you're lookin' for a job.

[tulpar-co-captain]

i'm flabbergasted...

Er.. I'm only the BEST co-captain this fucking universe has ever seen.

You ever been up in the stars? I think not.

[zaredevil]

Well at least one of us isn't knee deep in horse shit. How's the weather up there? Make a wish on one of 'em shootin' stars for me, won'tcha?

[zaredevil]

ANOTHER!!!

@tulpar-co-captain

Well, this is a tad strange. You look exceedingly like me, partner. What's a handsome man like you doing in dusty old Tulpar?

[tulpar-co-captain]

Lookin’ around and stumbled upon you. Isn’t that neat?

[zaredevil]

Truly fantastic. What are you even, some kinda... plumber? What's with that get-up? My pipes ain't choked up right now, if you're lookin' for a job.

[zaredevil]

Permission to GENTLY nomnomnom on your arm?

...What in the...? Y'all Tulpar folk are fucking strange, I'll give ya that. Eh, whatever. Sure, I guess, but I bite back. Hard. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

[zaredevil]

ANOTHER!!!

@tulpar-co-captain

Well, this is a tad strange. You look exceedingly like me, partner. What's a handsome man like you doing in dusty old Tulpar?

[zaredevil]

First post.

So, my best bud Curly managed to persuade me to set up my inbox "for the citizens of Tulpar to get to know their new deputy". So here it is. Shiny new bulletin an' suggestion box for all you fine folk to look at an' use.

Name's Zare, Deputy James Zare, but just Jimmy's aight by me. Came down south together with the Sheriff, been working the odd job here an' there, working with the horses and cattle before I got my badge. Not much else to it, I'm afraid.

Anyway. This blog’s for keepin’ track of things, an' responding to citizen complaints an' such. Don’t follow me lookin’ for wisdom. I don’t got it. Just got a badge, a past, an' a grudge I keep warm under my ribs.

Welcome to Tulpar.

// JZ