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setheverman

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

veryoldlady

cool

synqra

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBzslrhFDEH/

"woah dad, people have been up there." (2017's only supermoon, taken by iphone 6s through a telescope)

#sixpenceee #@sixpenceee #supermoon

0kaey

stillcollection

flowury

trn240-remade-deactivated201809

kaliforhnia

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

tardis-mind-palace

This is some Shakespeare level shade

barfingmore

mooonkid

My parents after their 2nd date in 1982 when my dad was a year younger than I am now

jazzafari

dpcphotography

Over The Lochan

pochacco

susiephone

underrated john mulaney quotes:

“he never forgets a bitch ever”

“…and he was almost impressed!”

“because we’re delta airlines / and life is a fucking nightmare”

“SCATTER!!!!!!!!”

“…which is some racist-ass bullshit, but also incredibly well coordinated for a group of thirteen year olds”

“i’m a little fat girl”

“the best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie, instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best”

“and i was the ONE pre-y2k asshole going ‘and also with you!’”

“Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”