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@zaxal posts fanfiction

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~90600 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~86000 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxal]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~1800 words

Crowley is caught rescuing Aziraphale from the Bastille. His lot do not send rude notes.

fic inspired by this art by @whiteleyfoster! i was in the mood for some hurt crowley, and none of my other projects scratched that itch.

sometimes you gotta stay up real late and whump the other part of your otp  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[aaeoluss]

What if instead of editing – and hear me out on this one – I lay facedown on the floor and do nothing

[aaeoluss]

I want to be like one of those authors from the 1900s who would get high on cocaine then write a book that barely made any fucking sense and just publish the first draft. Why did we stop doing that

[zaxal]

A Hello, Dolly! AU for the Good Omens RomCom Event

Good Omens, ~2600 words, WIP

Aziraphale / Crowley, Anathema Device / Newton Pulsifer

To put it plainly, Aziraphale was a professional meddler in human affairs. He’d been at it for several thousand years, and he was quite good at it. He had his specialties, as he imagined most angels did: he supported the arts and sciences, encouraged the accumulation and preservation of knowledge, and he was fascinated, to say the least, with love.

He dabbled, one might say, in the art of matchmaking.

Or:

A Hello, Dolly! AU for the Good Omens RomCom Event

here’s the first chapter for my @go-events romcom entry based on the musical Hello, Dolly! i wish i had the full fic posted, but i’d rather take the time needed to polish it to my standards before posting it <3 there’s 5 chapters total, and the second one shouldn’t be far behind. mature rating is for future spice.

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~82100 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~77800 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~74800 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~72100 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~68600 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~62900 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

apologies for the recent weeks without an update; we’re back on track!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~57800 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~4700 words

Aziraphale / Crowley

An injured Crowley seeks refuge at the bookshop. He can't be healed with miracles, but that isn't going to stop Aziraphale from helping his beloved demon.

this has been sitting completed in my drafts for months from when i was first practicing aziraphale as a POV character, and i finally decided to publish it as is.

there may be follow-up chapters added later, but it can be read as a complete story as is, and i’ve marked it as complete because i’m not sure i will write more.

feel free to subscribe if you want to see more and/or let me know in the comments!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Much Ado About Nothing, ~5500 words

Benedick / Don Pedro

There were no atheists in a foxhole, the saying went.

Benedick was starting to suspect that there were no straight men in them either.

for @transfemmbeatrice who wanted some benepedro in the army.

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~51900 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~47200 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!

[zaxfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good Omens, ~43200 words

Aziraphale / Crowley, Aziraphale / Lucifer

Warnings: Rape / Noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence

An angel and a demon dance along the knife’s edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing. Or: Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me. Crowley appears in Chapter 4. Updates on Saturdays!