all mirth & no matter

zax / they/them / 30s / i post a lot of nonsense.

[blueblue73]

:)

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[zillychu]

easy life hack for becoming a nicer person: get older and more tired. u simply do not have the energy to deal with drama. u do not entertain the bloodthirsty. don't care too sleeby

[zillychu]

conversely, as u get older and more tired, your tolerance for bullshit goes down the drain. u do not have the energy to deal with it. it does not belong. get out. I will not dance around and politely shoo the drama out with a feathery broom I will send a bulldozer at 80 mph

[zillychu]

what I'm saying is as you age you walk more and more softly and carry a bigger and bigger stick. this is why the elderly are so powerful btw

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[missandryifyourenasty]

!!!!!!

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

[furryprovocateur]

in a beautiful and just world, "fat-free" would be used to denote that fat people get something for free. instead, it signifies that a food item tastes bad.

[cutecipher]

peoples desire to not see people irl who they deem ugly is a fascist impulse.

[cutecipher]

people are allowed to exist without being attractive to you.

[themysteriousthem]

Btw that last bit is why being attracted to marginalized people isn't the same as being an ally. I don't care that you find Black people hot, do you see them as people???

[nmjkeys]

how are you supposed to move on from this btw

[ouroborosorder]

for some brief, horrifying moment. the thought "did RGG Studio find Tupac alive and then reveal it by putting him in Stranger Than Heaven"

[ouroborosorder]

Hi, I'm Geoff Keighley. Welcome to The Summer Games Fest. Tupac Shakur is alive, and he's right here, this is how the world is finding out.

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[roadhogsbigbelly]

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Fictional male character: “yeah, i’m not very attractive because i’m big and hairy and i sweat alot haha”

Me and every autistic gay man in the distance:

[roadhogsbigbelly]

YOU KNOW WHAT NAH YOUR RIGHT!

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Happy Pride

[milk5]

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[dark-miku]

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

[dark-miku]

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

[myspace]

Six flags commercial from 2004 you most likely forgot about.

[nonenosome2]

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[ispyspookymansion]

has anyone noticed that we live in hell and lowkey every time you take a look around things have just gotten worse. or is that just me