nice eyebrows

always the tone of surprise

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]

#real civil war spoilers

the south loses

[femkitti]

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[makeupartt]

[lucidmami]

xxx

[ashtrayolsen]

[pakism-deactivated20170121]

me: trying to exist salman khan: Watch My Biggest Blockbusters Online. Anytime. Anywhere. On ErosNow.com

[icapturedbeauty]

Salman Khan ki comedies, romance aur action movies enjoy ki jiye. Apne phone ya iPad se issi waqt sign up ki jiye aur free mein dekhye sirf ErosNow par.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

[p0kemina]

I literally have never understood this.

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

[dreaming-jaybird]

release the catrchckern 

[tldrwikipedia]

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[officialunitedstates]

Why are you anti Hilary Clinton? I'm genuinely curious.. I'm able to vote this year but I'm extremely confused on who to vote for.

When I was in elementary school, Hillary came to our school and did an assembly on early childhood education or something and I remember it being really long and boring sitting there on the concrete floor watching this lady ramble on.  When she was done they took the kids in the first couple of rows and had them stand up so they could shake Hillary’s hand for some reason, and I was in the second row so I had to do it.  She hugged some of the kids and teachers and shook some hands and stuff but when she got to me I was just kinda standing there and then she looked right in my eyes as she let out one of the loudest sneezes my first grade ears had ever heard.  When it was over she wiped her mouth with her hand and then patted me with that hand on my right shoulder.  I’ll never forget the feeling I had deep inside me in that moment.  It was some strange combination of rage, confusion, and disgust and I couldn’t do anything about it because she had already moved down the line.  She never apologized to me and she probably thought I’d forget about it or that I didn’t see her wipe her hand on me, but I still vividly remember that sneeze and wipe to this day.

[chonces-deactivated20170626]

I cant believe that when harry turns 22 taylor is going to sue him

[tbhstylinsonaf]

everyone is done with 1dhq’s shit

[done]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.

[andrewbelami]

this video is super hilarious I don’t know if I can take much more

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me