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when you look thru your man’s phone and see he’s been cheating but you decide to ignore it cuz he’s been paying your car insurance

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AU:; in which childhood friends from Texas, Leonardo DiCaprio and Raini Rodriguez move to California to both become Hollywood superstars. They wanted to keep their relationship as private as possible but after a heated interview with a TMZ journalist they get married. Unfortunately for the Hollywood power couple TMZ leaks their wedding video which causes Raini so much stress the doctor tells her she only has hours to live on the night of the Academy Awards. Leo decides to cover up her death so it doesn’t take away focus from his achievement. Each year Raini’s dear friend Mariah Carey visits her grave.