I am the gay cousin

Welcome to my twisted ass | he/him | 27 | i like big

[eelizabit]

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

[eelizabit]

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[soundclown]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[juicemetal]

I cannot stop laughing at this porn title . I’m gonna choke

[mondhaven]

sis you cant just be leaving this in the tags

[chillyfeetsteak]

[chillyfeetsteak]

guy who lives with me

[chillyfeetsteak]

yeah

[chillyfeetsteak]

you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??

[weiwei-uplink]

[sacred-portal]

[evilwizard]

say no more

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[animentality]

[holythefirm]

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

[salieri-antonio]

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

[wolfi-amadeus-mozart]

Hm...I may steal that for my own bio

Danke schön, Herr Salieri!

[salieri-antonio]

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

[holythefirm]

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

[gayweeb]

[menherafag]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[charlesoberonn]

My Life as a Middle Aged Robot

[micaxiii]

I visualized it

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

I’m kinkshaming

[fren-in-jesus]

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