[juelzsantanabandana]

Titties

CANCELLED

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

[ignisfatuusink]

I accept commissions!

[studiominimalista]

“Lunar”

[setheverman]

what’s the march mood?

[rainysuggestion]

[theworldofcinema]

In the scene where Sean starts talking about his dead wife and her farting antics the lines were ad-libbed by Robin Williams, which is why Matt Damon is laughing so hard. The scene took everyone by surprise. According to Damon in the DVD commentary, this caused the cameraman to laugh so hard that the camera can be seen moving up and down slightly.

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[zebaby]

People who don’t see the big deal about love, have clearly never been in love

[apopse-leipeis]

Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.

[meghand]

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Real talk.

[llcoolade]

DID “VISIT LAS VEGAS” JUST MAKE AN AD THAT’S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER LESBIAN MOVIE OUT THERE? Y E S

[ladygayfeels]

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PURE THING I’VE EVER SEEN! 😭❤🎉

[alivce]

- we’re gonna be together forever

- you just met me

okay they’re lesbians like for real

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

people said the world ending in 2012 was fake but has anyone felt alive since then ?

[butchish]

Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time

[butchish]

[butchish]

Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?

So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story

so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.

and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.

tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover

[sunspotpony]

Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.

[dividusyliaster]

Roses are red

That’s a dirty trick

Adonis is dead

Zeus you fucking dick

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[maybethistimemegz]

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[sylphidine]

Reblogging for all my job-seeking followers.

[zuzusexytiems]

i neeed this really badly right now

[stones-on-acid]

Not looking for a job myself but if your struggling and need some luck…

[realifedreamgirl]

I can’t wait until I am in that place where everything just falls together perfectly