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leo | 21 | lesbian

[intensional]

Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!

did you forget the word never or is this a hate message 

[butchish]

Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time

[butchish]

[butchish]

Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?

So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story

so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.

and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.

tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover

[sunspotpony]

Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.

[dividusyliaster]

Roses are red

That’s a dirty trick

Adonis is dead

Zeus you fucking dick

[lambychop]

2021 will be the year we return to homoerotic ancient Greek culture

[kikyamoffmain]

why cant it be now?

[lambychop]

Social distancing

[yehudah]

i think all high schoolers should cheat on tests who cares

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stone-fruit-dyke]

listen my dude…. reagan.

[stone-fruit-dyke]

[nessa007]

Yes queen!

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[big-bad-bhardwaj]

[xx-goddess-xx-deactivated201709]

[the-cipher-diary]

they call me profen because i be

[swarnpert]

i think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. like who cares

[thyrell]

"oh boo hoo i cant accept this" well. i worked really hard on it

[fakehistory]

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

[sangredelcielo]

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

[whitepeopletwitter]

[occidentaltourist]

Same energy

[funkyliloboist]

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore.

[e-v-roslyn]

Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.

“massage is essential” Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

[kenro199x]

This seems like a good time to share this.

[clustermuck]

you don’t fucking say?!

[veresfika]

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

[veresfika]

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

[veresfika]

no more bare tits

[veresfika]

oh shit a bow

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

having a moment

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

[veresfika]

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

[veresfika]

good morning sluts, back to work

[veresfika]

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

[veresfika]

we’re gonna be so pretty

[veresfika]

wig snatched

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

[veresfika]

if I play dead it might goes away

[veresfika]

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

[veresfika]

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

[improveordie]

[veresfika]

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

[veresfika]

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

[docwhofans]

The only thread that matters

[cosmonautroger]

[marxism-kirbyism-deactivated202]

Same energy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

[charmers]

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

are they at claires

[alex-in-real-life]

A hospital gift shop but same energy tho

[quixoticrobotic]

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

TO BEAR ARMS

[xiaq]

This man is the real MVP.

[el-shab-hussein]

I follow him on Twitter. He’s made 3 other “batches” of these photos:

[el-shab-hussein]

The first batch kept getting recognized because the post got popular so he made more. Stay safe ladies!

[katsukizu]

King shit