Zebbadebbadoo

22, Graduated from Stevens Institute of Technology as an Art Tech major.

[meangirlnurse]

sometimes the Adopt Don’t Shop furmommy talking points manage to completely cancel each other out and i can never decide whether i find that annoying or really funny

[meangirlnurse]

“behavioral genetics don’t apply to dogs. it’s all how they were raised. anyway please adopt this adult rescue dog with no known history”

[meangirlnurse]

“behavioral genetics don’t apply to dogs. it’s all how they were raised. also i think dogs seized from dogfighting rings should be placed for adoption”

[meangirlnurse]

“i love owning dogs and can’t imagine life without them. i think all of them should be spayed and neutered as early as possible with no exceptions”

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[everythingfox]

When the tunnel is out the party never ends

[theexoticvet-deactivated2022070]

Me: “Hi, it’s Dr. Blank. What’s going on with Doofers?”

Owner: “He had surgery Wednesday and when we took the bandage off leg, the bone is showing!”

Me: “I see we neutered Doofers on Wednesday. Nothing was done with his leg other than a catheter. How long ago did you notice this?”

Owner: “Wednesday”

Me: “His bone has been exposed since Wednesday?”

Owner: “Yes”

Me: “I’m sorry, this sounds serious. Can you send a photo?”

Owner:

“His skin is gone”

Me: “Ok. So, his fur has been shaved for the IV catheter. But his skin is intact, is there a wound you can see?”

Owner: “You can see the bone right there. It wasn’t like this before the surgery.”

Me: “You can see the shape of his bone, yes, but his skin is still covering it. If you look at your own wrist see how you can see that bony bump? But it’s not exposed bone, it’s covered by skin.”

Owner: “His skin has been shaved off. His arm is skinny.”

Me: “His fur is shaved off. His skin is under the fur. It’s like when you get a hair cut.”

Owner: “But I can see the bone.”

Me: “Ok well let’s get him in for an appointment because that is serious. You can come right now.”

Owner: “I can’t come until Wednesday.”

Me: “We really need to see him, he could be very sick.”

Owner: “We can’t. I’ll call back.”

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[hyenagirl-pseudophallus]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[goblin-gal-pal]

Only in 2020 would someone engineer a bola for someone’s face

[twitblr]

They thought (x)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[excon-princess-deactivated20210]

Cyberpunk 2077 players: omg all this crime, homeless ppl, hostile design on public benches, rude destitute people, and trash everywhere this is a grim dark dystopian future omgggg

Basically any Californian in the Bay Area or LA:

[whimsicotten]

[chris-evans]

cinematic parallels in:

SPIRITED AWAY (2001) THE CROWN S4 (2020)

[fiddleabout]

#do NOT slander yubaba like this

[raaviel-lives]

yubaba was based off a famous evil witch from european folklore, margaret thatcher

[justcatposts]

That takedown 

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[cherrylaruckus]

Bitch you thought

[thenatsdorf]

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[porterr-robinson]

[rubykgrant]

the freaking Pirates music

[everythingfox]

Cold day

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[thesassyducks]

Happiness is a Gosling recognising you, and running excitedly towards you. His name is Sam btw 

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[everythingfox]

Joey, the rescued baby otter loves crunching ice.

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[whitepeopletwitter]