S-say Whaaat

this shitty blog is about what makes me laugh and envious

[acoolsuggestion]

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

[livards]

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

[head-s-h-o-t]

Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-

Me: No returns.

Satan: Please it’s making me sad.

[girlthiefarchive-deactivated202]

all i do is 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[deletemurdock]

2007 was so important

[forkeepsblog]

- Walt Whitman

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

[ta-kobra-deactivated20141225]

[catchymemes]

Skyrim in Real Life

by @JinnKid

[the-subby-prince]

Sure you make me horny but do you make me feel loved?

[sixpenceee]

This overpass in Japan look like an extreme slope from a certain angle.

[hymnsofheresy]

jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate:

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[dan-draper-deactivated20190415]

tempting

[vendettafrank]

if someone made me a playlist and said smth along the lines “this is for you” or “these songs reminds me of you” i would literally combust

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

[ddd-444]

I saw a post that said “I wasn’t myself for months and nobody noticed” I felt that.

[toastbutteregg]