Hey, do you have an AUs for a badass royalty and an assassin ?
“Being a prince(ss) can honestly be a royal pain in the ass - and no, this is not counting the time that a trainee assassin completely missed their target and literally hit me in the ass with a blow dart.” AU
After 8 continuous nights of fighting off different assassins who’ve made an attempt on their life, this member of the royal family thinks they may have finally met their match.
After a threat is issued by a neighboring kingdom, the King/Queen declares that a guard be posted outside the heir’s room at all times. Soon, an assassin slips through the corridors of their castle and attempts to kill the guard at the heir’s door, only to be pinned and confronted by the heir themself, who was disguised as a non-descript guard. They proceed to demand to know why they’ve been sent to kill them (it’s kinda hard to speak with a scythe held to your throat, though).
“All I wanted to do was enter my car in peace when suddenly, several throwing knives were tossed in my direction. They all missed, of course, but I’m dying to know who the HELL it was just so I can tell them off.” AU
“YOU tried to kill ME, okAY?!? Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t present you with the same offer.” AU
“Did you just…fend me off with the underwire of your bra? Impressive.” – “Shut. Up.” AU
After the heir has captured an assassin and stuffed them in their closet, they whisper through the crack that they want the killer to teach them everything they know; the king must die, and soon.
They’ve never been paid to kill people, nor did they want to be. This was purely for the sake of sticking it to the rich people, as they say. When they are asked to kill the prince(ss), they realize the hard way that it wasn’t for money, or political gain - it was out of pity. The heir had been locked away for years due to something beyond their control, and they had been paying the price for it for the majority of their life. Someone wanted the heir dead out of pity.
“I’ve killed 89 members of the royal family in my time on this Earth, but NEVER have I met one target as impetuous as this one. They quite literally saw my grappling hook catch their windowsill then just sauntered over with a pair of nail clippers and snipped the rope, waiting until they heard the *THUD* of me hitting the ground, then proceeded to turn on their iPod and blast “Oops, I Did It Again.” …I’m going to murder this brat until they are absolutely and completely dead, you mark my words.” AU
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