I Started a Joke

Zeke Haydlen 19 || Hypersomnolence & Dependent Personality Disorder || Dark Matter Manipulation Maybe I, I can never fly Like the flower petals over there I can’t become like those with wings Maybe I, I can’t touch the sky But I want to stretch my arm I want to run just a little bit

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[zeke-haydlen]

fykimtaehyung:

© My Little Valentine | Do not edit. (1,2)

[yourdailytaehyung]

[zeke-haydlen]

Sweet Dreams || Zeke & Open

[zeke-haydlen]

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The sensation running through him was surreal, the need that washed over him, and the realisation that this wasn’t a dream. The hairs that stood on his skin lifted with anticipation. That, joined so seamlessly with the sight cast in front of his poor eyes. While a part of him merely wanted to touch, to preserve and savour... he didn’t know how much time he’d have left with this mystery man. Whether this would be their last time exchanging a time of day, picked up and dropped at a moments notice. No. He had to keep his hopes up. With the body tied and gagged, his own hands laid him down, one holding the back of his neck, silky and gentle. The other rested upon his lower back, a support to fix, until he was laid upon his back. The same show, only a different script. Altered. Shaking hands reached out through the nothingness to test the performance, and toy with his pants. It was slow, careful, and hesitant. But they’d eventually slid down his legs, along with the rest of his clothing. 

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather have period sex or a golden shower?

I… don’t want to explain my experiences. But, judging by experience, the period sex was always a lot less… unpleasant. Is it cool if I hide myself under some blankets now?

[zeke-haydlen]

If you were really horny, would you rather have your pet lick you down there or a complete stranger?

That’s just weird. If I cover it in peanut butter, the pet won’t have to suffer, right?

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather spit or swallow?

I was told to always swallow. Besides, it’s polite, isn’t it?

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather have sex with the lights on or the lights off?

The lights on. If I choose to sleep with a good looking guy, I want to be able to see him in his full glory, you know?

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather have a so/so hand job from your grandma or an amazing blowjob from your grandpa?

Are they even still alive? Can I have either from dead people? Okay, forget the dead part. I’d rather have... a hand job. I think. Help.

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather have a bell go off every single time you were aroused or feel a sharp pain in your side every time someone said your name?

Having a bell would be easier, that way I know when I should go around dry humping someone’s leg. Again, I’m kidding.

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather watch your significant other get raped every day for a year or join in once to make it stop?

If killing the rapists is out of the equation, I’d have to join in, wouldn’t I? I wouldn’t want to, but... I couldn’t let him go through that.

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

Hiccups. Sometimes they can be the really quiet and adorable ones, and I need those in my life more often.

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather be filthy rich but suffer depression or be poor but happy?

If I can buy all my friends nice things, then I’d rather do that and be depressed. I think I’m a little bad at doing anything else to make them happy.

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?

Have sex with the goat. It was consensual.

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather give or receive a lap dance?

Overall, receive. I can’t get down and funky on someone, that seems... awkward. I’d rather sleep on someone. Does that count as lap dancing?

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather be a virgin forever or have sex with your mother one time?

Who says I haven’t had sex with my mother already?... No, no, I’m kidding. I’d... rather be a virgin forever. I’m good, see?

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth?

Both sound really painful. But maybe that’s what Sadists are into. I don’t need my nails, I’m not the one that scratches people, so...

[zeke-haydlen]

Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?

I don’t think anyone would like me if I gained that much weight. But then I would be like a cuddly teddy. More fat means more hugs. I’m conflicted. I want to keep my organs.