Zeke

The real Zeke Jaeger. Ask questions and I'll try and answer them all. All credit for the profile pic goes to @leapingtitan. Leave some anonymous tips or feedback here https://Zekejaegerofficial.sarahah.com

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How is your dad lately?

You tell me and we'll both know 😔

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Are you and your future wife social distancing? If so how do you handle the separation?

Fuck I forgot where I left her!!

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I hope you had a happy birthday! Did you get presents?

I had a lovely birthday, I got 3 bananas and a frisbee

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Happy birthday papa 💕💛💙💜💚❤

Thank you my child, I am now older but I'm still waiting on the wiser

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Any plans for your birthday or is the pandemic ruining them this year?

Eat a banana then naptime

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How are you handling all the crazy stuff that's been happening this year? Any advice for your followers?

I made a lot of banana bread, the only advice I have is to keep yourself busy and don't dwell on the shit 2020 keeps throwing at us for too long

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I got a tattoo yesterday and my tattooist was scrubbing my skin vigorously for a solid 5 minutes and cause it was my first time I was like "oh damn skin gotta be clean clean"

Turns out he thought I was wearing fake tan and he was trying to scrub off my skin tone

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Faverourite 2020 disaster?

Not quite a disaster but the whole Alien confirmation was whack

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Sorry for not saying this before but happy father's day!!!! 💕💕💕👏👏

Don't be sorry! And thank you, young one 

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Did you and your wife-to-be get married already?

Covid has unfortunately cancelled all wedding plans

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Meet KitKat, she has the exact same birthday as me! Expect a lot of kitten updates people

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So happy to see you back! 😭💕 I missed having a strong paternal figure in my life

I'm glad to be back, I've missed all of you guys too💕🧚🌸✨

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Oooh who was the (un)lucky person you kissed on new year? 👀👀

A friend who also did not have anyone else to kiss

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Ok so it's been a hot minute since I was on here talking about nothing and everything and in that time I got a kitten, I will be posting Photos of her because that's what good dad's do

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Any valentine's day plans (that you can share with us) this year?

I was alone and eating ice-cream as usual

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Hope everything is going alright papa 👌 miss seeing you in my dash

I forgot my password and email for the account so I was temporarily on an unintended hiatus but I'm back now! I missed you all too, please catch me up to date with what everyone's been doing!

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Any new year resolutions?

Get my shit together