If only the lot of you realized just how entertaining it is to observe your behavior. I’m truly having quite the time watching you lesser beings. Thoroughly amused.
I know I'm interesting to observe, I mean I should be charging you, honestly.
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@zekesantoro
If only the lot of you realized just how entertaining it is to observe your behavior. I’m truly having quite the time watching you lesser beings. Thoroughly amused.
I know I'm interesting to observe, I mean I should be charging you, honestly.
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Then hurry up with it. You can't get shit done with your temper getting the best of you. Did some plan get fucked up or?
“Wow, I’m so scared now. Shitting my pants, really.”
“That would be a funny sight. You look like you're constipated though.”
Surprising? Not really. What’s got your sad excuse for a dick twisted?
Not at all. Well, someone forgot to pay for for that movies package I requested a while ago, and I'm so fucking bored. Go pay for it already, you forgetful fuck.
It’s a wonder I even have panties to have in a twist with your habit of ripping them off me.
Well if that's the way you see it.
You did ask if I was every happy? So yea you kind of did, dipshit.
You asked what would we do without you, and I said we'd be happy. Besides, I don't care once again?
If you don’t have money, alcohol, or drugs for me. Get the fuck out of my way. Already have to shoot people that I tolerate for fucking up. Don’t make me accidentally kill you today.
Take a breather, man.
I am happy? How often is it you get a good sale on whole outfits? Bless you internet shopping!
I didn't ask if you were happy, Tasha, dear. I don't care?
Online shopping gives me reason to live for another 3-5 business days, so you better hope I keep online shopping. Because like what would you all do without me?
Be happy for once.
Bitches are only good for one thing and one thing only, and that’s spreading their legs apart. C’mon, I’m waiting for the clothes to come off ladies, don’t leave me hanging.
And you're only good for one thing and one thing only, and that's being a dick.
But you fucking love every second of it. So don’t give me any of that shit, Santoro.
Someone's got her panties in a twist.
“Well, I’m not. Everyone’s replaceable, mate — even you.”
“I can, remember? I'll just take my gun and pull the trigger; it's as simple as that. I'm not denying it.”
Are you really stupid enough to think a body like this could possibly given to a middle schooler?
Plastic surgery?
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I get how people always want you to be respectful to your elders…but does putting a hit out on your math teacher count as respect? I will never understand why I need to be stuck at home doing homework every night when she could just…disappear.
Middle school sucks, right?
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"Friends with benefits, but actually friends."
Are you crazy? They wouldn’t shoot me. I bring them their sweets! Pretty fucking dumb to shoot me, honestly.
A little, honestly. Drug dealers are always getting shot aren't they? You're replaceable, remember? One less annoying fuck on the other hand.