beck

[kristina100000]

embarrassed by the amount of pedestrians i hit with my car today but i made it home safe

[duckdotcom]

your boyfriend fell on the bong and we smoked him sorry. he was normal sized but we were patient and saw it through

[thanager]

[duckdotcom]

they're adding mary magdalene to smash

[bgm05]

[camwoodstock]

Uh-Oh. You found the Toothpaste; let’s get one thing Clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself O.K.! [brushing sfx] uEEH– [ding!] UEHH-HUGH,,, [Jumps 3 times body height to sink] [brushing sfx] [ding!] PFFFTH [ding!] [ding!] EUGHH,,,,PFFHLEHG,,,, [vaulting to toilet] FFFFT[brushing sfx] [ding!] FFT

[zeldafucker]

me miming brushing my teeth to my psychiatrist during my autism diagnostic meeting

[roachsushi]

[cherieeglosss]

stares like a whore

[chanapontmblr]

girls when "how bout you birthday boy?"

[girlgerard]

HEY ANYONE WANT TO SEE A FUCKING IMAGE

[girlgerard]

[zeldafucker]

THATS MY FUCKIN GIRLFRIEND

[zeldafucker]

every time someone asks me what my favorite mcr song is i have to choose between lying or having them feel obligated to tell a trusted adult

[sesh]

[sesh]

[raremikey]

[joannofsnark]

unfortunately I have to be really dramatic and weird about everything or else I die

[zeldafucker]

high and convincing myself schlatt killed the queen

[zeldafucker]

i wanna be emo again!! i wanna wear ripped black jeans and chucks everywhere!!! i was born to be emo!! i was born to love mcr! i was born to be obsessed with mikey way this is just who i am!!!!

[zeldafucker]

RANDOM SCREENSHOT SO I CAN SCREAM ABOUT HIS HAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRR

[coffeefocusrat]

if you even care