don't eat the chili

joan • ceo of posting cringe • she/her icon by @rumov

[bgm05]

[crown-princess-carrion]

> feathered serpent demands sacrifice

> some of your peanut m&ms but only the green ones

[importantandunavoidable]

do you think we could get reddit types to stop posting about that deformed raccoon if we said all the pictures of it were AI generated

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[aflo]

I like Sabrina Carpenter her music makes me feel like I'm in an airport

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[gatogummie]

[starlightomatic]

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel

[panteneprovcommercial]

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

scraping the resin out of a bong and a bunch of fucking patapons come out

[friendsofiction]

tgey call him Luca because he lucs a you with his Camera

[friendsofiction]

They call him Jared because that's his name

[friendsofiction]

what do they need all this footage for

[joeyclaire]

oh here’s a concept: all of your favorite characters in the hazbin hotel art style. there is nothing you can do about it

i've already read the taz graphic novels

[rpfofficial]

i should be working but i love how divided and varied the real person theories are about matt and jay. some people are convinced matt is the gay one in eternal unrequited love for jay who is mutually obsessed with him back but still heterosexual. some people think matt is completely straight and just has a unique thing wrong with him. some people are dead convinced jay is bisexual and the reasons he and matt aren't together vary from "matt is straight" to "he's too passive to make a move and has been waiting 20 years for matt to say something". some people are certain they're both straight and just have a special relationship. and maybe it's all of these things on some level. maybe it's none of them. maybe they're both kinsey 1.5s but are comfortable never acting on it. maybe they fucked once in 2009 and it almost ruined everything so they put it behind them but to this day they still fantasise about being married to each other but are scared of disturbing the status quo. maybe they feel only the inklings of romantic love towards each other and channeled it all into the 3 episodes of the monkey and the bird cartoon they made 5 years ago and now they're completely normal.

[rpfofficial]

the only thing we know for sure is that matt was in love with owen

[kissplan]

matt on the boy meets world cast podcast for some reason waxing poetic about how jay was a child prodigy "like mozart in amadeus" ("he''s a ONCE IN A GENERATIONAL TALENT--" "huh. wow.") and how because he was jealous of jay's skill as a pianist he wanted to match him by improvising stupid slam poetry spoken word improv pieces over jay's music, which was the genesis of ntbts. matt's situation is so fucked up can you imagine being some geeky spazz in high school with more creative energy than you know what to do with and meeting this ethereal older boy that's a piano genius and gets all your references and wants to spend all his time with you. can you imagine him insisting on moving in with you to make a creative project together that subsumes your whole life. can you imagine having to be the one to be forced to disentangle yourself from this guy you have no idea how you pulled in the first place because you feel like being head over heels for him is creatively stagnating you but he won't let you go. can you imagine crawling back to him at the first taste of success after spending a while latching on to a less talented and beautiful proxy version of your ex-bestie. realizing that unfortunately/fortunately this guy is your root for life and he encourages your fixation on him bc it's for sure mutual and ngl you're good for his career. he's also straight. awful

[flipchild]

a spy for a spy makes the whole world MAD MAGAZINE

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

back in college they used to call me The Tormentor

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

because of my kind and bubbly demeanor