electric feel;

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Zenon ⚡️ @ Everyone

Astra: why would you apologize only to just keep talking. 😪

Astra: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY SISTER THAT WAY YOU CREEP. EW. AND NO DEAL I never even agreed to this!! This isn't even!! No!! I didn't!! This isn't fair!❗❗❗ i'm calling the police.

Astra: FUCCCCKKKKK

Anon: FunnnnnnNNNnNnNnNNN~

Anon: ur so cute HAH police don't go to hogwarts! Still next time you steal my sweat pants imma actual smack uuuu

Anon: sweat pants, cheetos, chillin with no makeup on that's when you're the prettiest 3

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Zenon ⚡️ @ Everyone

Astra: ... how dare you accuse me of eating cheetos.

Astra: IN SWEAT PANTS.

Astra: 💅 lemme tell you something right now, if you don't tell me who you are I'm going to get my hacker sister to find out for me. So either stop sending me these, or face the wrath.

Astra: you best be getting ready to be SERVED 💁 bitch.

Anon: okay, okay i'm so sorry

Anon: so scared of that spicy sister you have soo imma cut you a deal. U got 14 days that's double time, sista

Anon: ITS YO FAV, GHOSTFACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anon: u servin me the win?

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Zenon ⚡️ @ Everyone

Astra: WTFFFFFFFF What did I do to deserve this???

Astra: WHYYYY me, please leave me alone! Thank you!!! 👍

Anon: Yah u kno wut u did bb

Anon: Sittin on that couch, eatin cheetos

Anon: IN SWEAT PANTS *gasp*

Anon: Seven dayyyyyys bish. that's all ur gettin

Anon: leggo

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Zenon @ Everyone

Lily: lolololololololOLOLOLOLOLOLOL fair point bt most of us do kno muggles...

Lily: u make any pureblods shit themselves yet thn??? if so i want daaa deetssssss

Lily: thats an entirley different franchise--pls tell me ur not trying to pull som crossover parody movie bs bc those r dumb afffff.

Lily: u need to sty consistent i rec fredy kruger leatherface normn bates or jigsaw

Lily: ghostface loks like hes wearing some shittyyy kid dementr costume nothx

Anon: Pfft yall don't know shiiiiit about muggles, red

Anon: nah i bet they aren't brave enought to txt back. Probs busy yelling at bunnies or s/t

Anon: crossovers are the shiiit, lil. freddy vs jason was stupid but ooooon point

Anon: Maybe i'll make my own horror movie villain ELECTROBITCH: HERE TO ZAP THE SHIT OUT OF YALL DUMBASSES

Anon: I bet id get a lot of money

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Zenon @ Everyone

Lily: ...u know witches kno wht movies r rite????

Lily: who eveeen is this????????????????????????

Anon: Nah babe have you met the purebloods in this school. They dont even kno what a car is wtf

Anon: GHOSTFACE WHO ELSE

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Zenon @ Everyone

Anon: I know what you did last summer

Lily: ...ok??????

Lily: was kindaaa all overthe paperss

Lily: good to no u can readdd...whoever thissss isw

Lily: and thats a fucking lame moviee beeee tee dubs

Anon: rude little potter

Anon: not supposed to know the movie but fine be bitter

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Zenon @ Everyone

Anon: I know what you did last summer

Atlas: mate please let me in on it cos i'm fucked if i remember

Anon: Booo no fun you're supposed to be scared~~~

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Zenon @ Everyone

Anon: I know what you did last summer

[reggiemulciber]

“Don’t offer it to me unless you mean it, honey, otherwise I’ll take you up on it. I’m just trying to make you see your potential. And it wouldn’t even take a curling iron, quite frankly. A blow dryer alone would do you wonders.”

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“Oh, I mean it. If you care that much about how I look, have at it. Just -- I’m not paying you for it. Gotta be a freewill thing.”

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“Why the FUCK are you looking at me?”

“Because you look like you’ve lost your fucking mind. Obviously.”

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reggiemulciber:

“Look, sweetie, just because we are all forced to wear these drabby, dinky robes on a daily basis doesn’t mean that your hair also needs to be dull. Ever heard of a curling iron? Or, I don’t know, shampoo?”

“Look, sweetie. I don’t really care -- this shit ain’t my scene anyways and I’m not about to let some piffy pureblood decide that I have to wash and style my hair everyday. So if you want it fucking fixed, you come fix it -- however curling iron is probably toast....”