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24 she/her | Back at it again with the Crippling Procrastination™ | Art Commissions OPEN

[zen-unknown]

Blog Intro

Name: Zen

Age: 24

Pronouns: she/her

I mostly do digital art but I've been considering breaking my other medias out again so we'll see! I work in aviation. Plane nerd. Don't get me started. Multi fandom I guess, though I'm not active in them. Might see me doing some rp original story projects here and there, I'll link them when the time comes

Ask box is always open, come say hi!

Reblog spam: @zen-reblobs

[Commissions Open]

✨DM here or discord for inquiries✨

[zen-unknown]

Any shows you watching 😼❄️

Nah I'm not really a tv watcher

I just put on a show I've watched a million times already and do something else while it plays in the background lol

Bobs Burgers or Brooklyn Nine-Nine or something

[zen-unknown]

Yikes ig everyone got bullied at some point in highschool, i don’t take it that your still friends with anyone from back then?

Hell no lol

I have one friend from like 4th grade that lasted, but she was ALSO being bullied so we bonded over that shit. We're friends into adulthood now, but we only went to the same school for one year so I hardly even consider her a "school friend"

As for my bullies, I worked at Goodwill for a year or two after highschool while I took some college classes and watched them all come in to buy discounted, used baby clothes for the kids they kept popping out from different baby daddies.

All things considered, I feel like I came out on top lol

[zen-unknown]

I dunno if we can ask but like what was school like for you? Were you uh good at math? Or really any subject.

Lol a little random but whatever

I was in advanced courses from pretty early on, mainly math and english, but I was bullied pretty severely and it eventually impacted my school work in my highschool years. After graduating highschool though and got away from that mess I took a few college courses on my own and went back to all pretty high marks. I've always been good with my English/Language Arts, and math wasn't too far behind.

Fuck statistics though 💀✋

[slimesomniac]

Minivanversary Collab!!!🎉🎉🎉

More info under the cut!

Who can join?

Anyone! Whether you were involved in the first misadventure, celebrated other anniversaries, only watched from a distance, or are new! You’re more than welcomed to join

How to join?

Just reblog this post with a drawing of your sona on a transparent background, the backgrounds dimensions are 3113px x 2463 px. If you want your sona in a specific spot please clarify where, and check previous submissions to make sure someone hasn’t already asked to be placed there (but keep in mind I might have to mix stuff up for the final product)

Can I have someone else draw my sona for me?

Yep! I know digital art isn’t everyone’s forte so getting a friend to draw you in is totally acceptable

What’s the time limit?

Around a week from now, so I’ll likely start putting everything together by next Wednesday, but it could take longer just depends how it goes

If you have any other questions please ask!✨

[solacerider]

I did a simple sona one!

Not too sure where she’d be sitting in the finale work but I drew her sitting on the car hood. 🤔

[zen-unknown]

I don't see a completely updated version so here's my placement and a transparent

Yoink

[zen-unknown]

Shandy joins the party @shandycandy278 ✨

It won't let me tag her 😭

[slimesomniac]

Minivanversary Collab!!!🎉🎉🎉

More info under the cut!

Who can join?

Anyone! Whether you were involved in the first misadventure, celebrated other anniversaries, only watched from a distance, or are new! You’re more than welcomed to join

How to join?

Just reblog this post with a drawing of your sona on a transparent background, the backgrounds dimensions are 3113px x 2463 px. If you want your sona in a specific spot please clarify where, and check previous submissions to make sure someone hasn’t already asked to be placed there (but keep in mind I might have to mix stuff up for the final product)

Can I have someone else draw my sona for me?

Yep! I know digital art isn’t everyone’s forte so getting a friend to draw you in is totally acceptable

What’s the time limit?

Around a week from now, so I’ll likely start putting everything together by next Wednesday, but it could take longer just depends how it goes

If you have any other questions please ask!✨

[solacerider]

I did a simple sona one!

Not too sure where she’d be sitting in the finale work but I drew her sitting on the car hood. 🤔

[zen-unknown]

I don't see a completely updated version so here's my placement and a transparent

Yoink

[zen-unknown]

*pipe bomb*

I promise you I tried finding a funny meme response but the odds were stacked against me I'm so sorry I've failed you

[zen-unknown]

Hi Zen!! I know it’s been eight billion years but I hope you’re doing well!! Have you been up to anything interesting lately?

Oh damn hey! It really has been a while, I need to be more active on this damn app lol

Nothing thing much! Just agonizing over getting ready for artfight and working really. Adult shit 😔

I did go to a fancy ass restaurant last night though, and I can officially say that caviar is overrated

Straight up salty mush ✋

[infcdele-a-deactivated20220411]

Hey, Hey, L I S T E N

here, on this blog, you do not need permission to slip into my asks. just do it. even if we haven’t interacted before. even if you’ve sent 10 already. send me more. i love getting asks (in character or out of character) and yeah, i’m slow as fuck, but i promise you i will get to them. have at it, fill my inbox with memes or impromptu starters or just tell me how your day is going. it really doesn’t matter. just go ahead and do it. i promise, i don’t get annoyed seeing the same people in my inbox, actually it makes me happy because yAY MORE INTERACTIONS. so just do it.

[slimesomniac]

time to play a game I like to call “Keeping Up With The Mutuals”

QUICK! WHAT IS EVERYONE CURRENTLY INTO THESE DAYS??!?

@zen-unknown @lordterronus @onlyplatonicirl @blossomtato and more but im lazy

[zen-unknown]

It's all left me

My brain is empty of fandoms

Only planes

I sold my soul to SkyCards

[zen-unknown]

Hey guys 👋 so purging people isn’t really cool please and thanks ✌️ think of all the lasagna you”ll miss if you purge.

I'm purging you just for defying me

[zen-unknown]

IVE REDISCOVERED FREE WILL

QUICKLY

WE NEED TO START THE PURGE

Is that a threat or an invitation 🧐

[zen-unknown]

Hell yeah

[zen-unknown]

!!Art Commissions!!

I started taking art commissions mainly through discord a few months ago and I have a good sense of it now, if you are interested you can dm me here or discord, or reply to this post and I will dm you!

(Please be aware that there are scams I am trying to be weary off so try to act like a human, I'm ignoring anything that looks like a bot lol)

Cashapp is my preferred form of payment, but I also accept PayPal!

Props/Backgrounds are subject to extra charge depending on complexity, which I will clarify upon requests!

Some examples of my commissions so far with their prices below the cut

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[parsnippety]

@the-nephelococcygian

[the-nephelococcygian]

🥸🎶

[zen-unknown]

Im coming for you 300 👁️👁️

[7goodangel]

And tumblr is already doing something with April Fools day goodness XD

[slimesomniac]

93?!??!???!!??

HOW💀

[zen-unknown]

Git gud