Just a place for me to put my Lupin III stuff- I've only seen part one and two so far important info: this is an 18+ page because itās based on an adult show, but all NSFW things will be clearly marked, also I am an adult, Asks are open :)
Lupin III at itās core is an adult show. There are going to be things on a Lupin fan page that are going to be considered NSFW
So this page is 18+
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For rules, though most should be obvious, all characters in NSFW requests MUST be adults and not related to each other, and I will not write non-con in any form
Other than that feel free to send me whatever else you want to ask for spicy or not, I do both here. If it makes me uncomfortable then I wonāt write it.
[Sort of just them reacting to being around kids. Nothing really to tag other than Lupin being Lupin.]
Lupin- Heās actually pretty good with kids. Itās not like he would ever want to be the primary babysitter, but still doesnāt dread interacting with them. Heāll use his sleight of hand to do magic tricks for them (think the scene from Castle Cagliostro). If youāre a bit nervous about him being there at first, heāll be sure not to cross boundaries, but joke it off by saying, āI know that, āstealing candy from a baby,ā is a common saying; but, you donāt think Iād actually do that, do you?ā
Will absolutely try to use this situation to flirt with you by using the kids to hand you clover bouquets. āDo you ever want to have your own kids someday?ā Heād ask when you two were finally alone. It seems like a genuine question, however itās quickly followed by him asking, āHow ābout having my kids someday?ā It doesnāt matter if you can have kids or not; he knows you got what he was getting at.
Jigen- Nooooooooo, thank you! He wonāt be awful to them or anything. He wonāt be getting close to them willingly either. Especially, really young kids. Still, heās so mysterious that they canāt help but be fascinated.
āMister, itās cold. Can I use your jacket?ā āNo, you already have a jacket.ā
āThatās a pretty watch! Can I see it?ā āItās pretty ācus itās expensive. So, no.ā
āWhatās in your mouth? A snack? Can you share?ā āItās a cigarette. Now, scoot before we both get in trouble.ā
āMister, do you ever take off your hat? Is it stuck?ā āDonāt you kids ever run out of stupid questions?ā
You have a great time teasing him about it too. When he starts to get on your nerves about something you threaten to send a toddler to sneeze on him. Heāll huff, roll his eyes, and tell you to not even think about it. But, seriously though, donāt. He really doesnāt know what to do around kids.
Goemon- While not as against kids as Jigen, still wouldnāt prefer to have much interactions with them. Honestly, he takes things so seriously that he struggles to understand how kids work. āI was told that this was a dinosaur. Clearly this toy is a crocodile,ā Heād look at you for an explanation. āWell, yeah, but itās larger than the other toys, so I guess that makes it a dinosaur for this game,ā you offer. āThen it is a large crocodile, and still not a dinosaur.ā He is still perplexed.
Will watch them running circles around the room after he tried to get them to meditate (for their benefit and not at all because he was wanting things to quiet down) and say, āThese children lack mental discipline.ā You look at him and laugh, āWell, they are five.ā Goemon will try to correct you, āI was able to handle meditation for many hours at that age.ā Even with how disciplined he is, you were certain that he was being hyperbolic. āYeah, of course you were like that as a kid,ā you teased. Goemon narrowed his eyes at you and huffed, āWhatās that supposed to mean?ā
Fujiko- She also isn't great with kids. But, you know what she is good at? Bribes. She would constantly be handing the snacks or little candies in her mind to get them to be quiet or distract them from whatever she's doing.
This ends up having the opposite effect and she becomes cool Aunt Fujiko that gives them treats. It's just a second of her time, but it sticks with the kids. "Why do they keep coming back over here?" She asks. "Because you keep giving them stuff," you laugh.
Zenigata- He will think he's bad with kids, but is actually pretty good with them. He's just not really had many interactions with any, so he's a bit stumped and a little nervous about the idea. You need to remind him that he's just talking to them in a casual setting and not doing a school presentation or something.
Once he loosens up a bit, they all love him. He'll do stuff like help them reach things, or even pick them up so they can grab it themselves. Does have the bad habit of trying to turn everything into a lesson.
"Hey, mister! You ever play Cops and Robbers?"
"More times than you can count! But, make sure you only pretend to be a thief; criminals will always get caught... eventually ... hopefully..."
[So, Iām getting back into Lupin III. Also I am dog sitting for the weekend. Just took those two things and mushed them together, haha.]
Lupin- Also baby-talks to the dogs. It can be a problem when the dogs happen to be guard dogs. He would love if the group could get a pet of some kind. But, he knows that everyone is on the move too much to make that work.
If he gets too into spoiling a dog, heāll slip into French. He thinks it lets them feel his feelings better.
Jigen- Doesnāt mind dogs, but, god. Thatās a bit much isnāt it? The whole room can feel him cringe when there is a dog thatās getting babied. You might think itās because heās a hardened hitman; the truth is that heās jealous that heās not the one getting that attention from you.
Thereās also the fact that while he might not dislike dogs, after all the times that heās had to drag Lupin away from a dog just so they didnāt get caught, he can get annoyed by them.
Fujiko- She might do it a bit too; but, only to smaller dogs. She is still trying to get used to big dogs though. Theyāve always made her nervous, and being a thief means that most of her interactions with them havenāt been great. She is working her way up by petting medium sized dogs, and seems to be going in the right direction.
She might be able to get close to larger dogs if youāre there with her. Most of the time they have a better attitude than the little ones anyway. Soon sheāll also be happy to see the big babies.
Goemon- He wonāt say anything like Jigen will, but still acts like this is a bit ridiculous. Sits there stoic and slightly disapprovingly as you squish the dogās face. If he gets frustrated enough, heāll start explaining to you as logically as he can why you shouldnāt talk to this animal in that tone. āThis is a dog- a descendant of wolves. It has the spirit of a hunter, sometime even that of a lion according to legend. No matter the size, the dog is a fierce protector of its masters.ā
Heāll be petting the dog the whole time as he goes on like this. Point out that heās doing the same thing you were just doing, just in his own Goemon sort of way. Heāll deny it fiercely, but only because he knows youāre right.
Zenigata- He will get frustrated. But, thatās because youāre doing it to police dogs. He knows you love dogs, but these ones have a job to do. Remind him heās as bad as you. Whenever heās been having a bad day, he suddenly has to, āCheck the K-9 unit,ā to, āmake sure everything is in order.ā
To be honest, he doesnāt like the thought of having innocent animals placed in police situations, but there are certain jobs dogs can do that humans canāt. Also, heās a bit jealous that the dogs are getting spoiled by you as heās chasing Lupin around for the millionth time.
I know I've got too many blogs going on already and I've tried one of these before, but I'm trying to think of ways to fight burnout
I'm thinking about maybe making a side blog just for talk and stuff. Like not about anything in general. Like somewhere I can post pics that might not be fandom related/just life pics, and people could just pop in and talk about whatever like info dump or just ask about things they're thinking about. Maybe even just run some pills just for the fun of it.
Idk this is rambly but still something I've been thinking about doing.
Hey so how do you think the Lupin gang would deal with a s/o appears like a peaceful and graceful sleeper, but if you sleep next to them and youāre on the side that isnāt against the wall, s/o tends to roll over in their sleep and pushes whoever is there out of the bed roughly and still sleeps through the bang that happens and looks so comfortable while they probably just ruined their boyfriend or girlfriends whole night and if the partner does not get revenge instantly, s/o has no idea what happened and is like āI slept great! :)ā. Flip side, if the gang Are sleeping at the wall, s/o rolls over and now theyāre a cuddle bug and both get their comfortable sleep. āI havenāt slept that good in ages :)ā. if there is no wall and both sides are empty space, good luck š. S/o is just very cuddly in sleep, but is a bit rough in trying to cuddle unlike when theyāre awake so they end up throwing the person out of bed instead of getting the cuddles. How would the group deal with this? Do they feel dread at the thought of a no wall leaning bed when they see it?
[Hi there! First wanted to start this off by saying thank you for waiting on this! I had a few larger things to finish on some of my other blogs, so it took me a bit to get back to this one. Also thanks for the ask, it was a fun idea to work with :) ]
Lupin- Listen, he might complain about it a little bit, but not too much. Heās almost as bad as you are. This man is almost always bouncing off the wall, and that includes when heās asleep. So, between the two of you itās like a kickboxing match every night. However, if there is a night where you both finally couldnāt knock each other off the bed, then he sleeps like a rock and loves waking so close to you.
Jigen- Heās not going to take this lying down. Well, he is because it happens while heās asleep. But, he will do something back. We all know how grouchy he is most of the time, so imagine how he is when heās just been woken up by falling off the bed. If the bed is against the wall, heās going to shove you over so he can lay there and avoid getting knocked off again. If itās open on both sides heāll push you off the other side as payback. Either way, if he ends up on the floor then so will you. But, the nights where you do get sleep feel all the more delightful.
Goemon- Hereās the thing, his reflexes are too good, even while heās asleep, that he just blocks all of the movements that would have knock him off of the bed. Though he never falls off or wakes up completely, he still wakes up exhausted from having to parry the whole night. However, heās found a way for you both to sleep well even if there isnāt a wall for him to fortify himself against. If he gets you in a bearhug then you canāt move as much and therefore cannot kick him off of the bed. That has the added bonus of already being snuggled up next to you as well.
Fujiko- She might not do anything the night that she falls off the bed, but you better believe that youāll get it in the morning. Her favorite payback is setting an alarm for about an hour before youāre supposed to be up for the day and then put it right next to your head. You can bet there would be a greater effort on your part to work out a way to not do that again. Sheās not totally mean though, and realizes that you canāt really always help moving around so much, and gives you some slack. She does love to sleep close to you, so she makes sure to have the bed against the wall so it can be a pleasant sleep for both of you.
Zenigata- He wonāt even realize what happened until the next morning. He sleeps so hard that he wonāt even notice hitting the floor. Of course though, his poor back is going to be screaming at him for sleeping in such an odd position on the floor, and heās going to be miserable. He wonāt say anything to you about it though as he wouldnāt want you to think he was upset with you (even if he sort of was). The problem comes with the fact that he feels too boxed in if he sleeps by a wall, so thatās not an option. The best choice is to get a futon so if you do bumb into him it just rolls him over instead of knocking him to land in a weird position. This also means that he can roll back over to hold you a bit easier as well.
[This is them getting into a shared bed if youāre already asleep.]
Lupin- While he wouldnāt wake you up on purpose (or so he says) heās also not going to complain if you do wake up, especially if heās just getting in from a job. Itās been so long since heās seen you! Heās missed you! Probably will put as many kisses as he can all over your face. Regardless if heās trying to wake you or not, he just sort of flops into bed. Heās going to land where he lands and sometimes that includes on top of you.
Jigen- Heāll do his best not to make too much noise or movement. Not only does he not want to bother you, but also when this man is ready to sleep, the only thing that he wants to do is sleep. So, to keep you from wanting to talk to him until the morning heāll do his best to keep you asleep. Once the morningās there, heās more than happy to see you, but until then you both need your rest. Half of the time he ends up waking you up anyway because he canāt help wanting to hold you, and that goatee bristling against your neck is rather startling.
Goemon- You wonāt even know that he had gotten back until you woke up in the morning. If he doesnāt want you to know that heās there then you wonāt. Well, itās not so much that he doesnāt want you to know as much as he feels awful if he wakes you up. He likes to make himself stay awake for just a while longer just so he can see how peaceful you are. This has resulted in many unnerving times for you waking up and feeling someone staring at you. He doesnāt mean to be threatening, quite the opposite actually, he just doesnāt always know how to portray it. He spent his life studying the blade, not relationship etiquette.
Fujiko- Sheās pretty good at not waking you up most of the time; being sure to take heels off so they donāt click on the floor, making sure to have the bathroom door closed while sheās taking her make-up off so the light doesnāt shine on you, gets into bed gently, all that stuff. However, much like Lupin, if she hasnāt seen you in a while, sheās going to wake you up at least to say. āHi.ā Tries not to often though, as she knows she hates being woken up in the middle of the night herself. The only other reason she might wake you a bit is to get you to hold her, but as soon as that happens, youāll both be back asleep pretty quickly.
Zenigata- He would try his best to not wake you up, he really would. But, heās so tired and would trip over three things and knock over four others on his way to the room. If by some miracle you didnāt wake up through all that, he would actually get in bed without waking you. Until about ten minutes later. Donāt be alarmed; a wild bear did not just break into your room. Thatās just your overworked partner finally asleep for once in his life; his snores are a reminder that he sleeps as loudly as he does everything else in his life. Settles in and quiets down a bit if you snuggle up next to him. Apologizes for it the next morning; you didnāt have to say anything, he just knows.
Hello I really love your content and I have an idea
Ok so this might be a little weird I'm sorry but what if the lupin hand and their s/o were doing to "it" and they accidentally get caught
[Hello, and thank you! Itās been too long since I did something on here, and this was fun to write for :) ]
Lupin- Look, this is Lupin weāre talking about; he wonāt care. Especially if heās the one that most seen by whatever unfortunate soul just walked in. If he can tell that itās really bothering you, or the intruder in question is lingering a bit more than could be considered an accidental peek, then then most that might come from him is an annoyed, āGet the hell out, man!ā
Jigen- As soon as he hears the doorknob start to turn, heās got a gun pointed that direction. Because if itās Jigen it doesnāt matter what (or who in this case) heās doing, there is always going to be a gun nearby. He doesnāt even have to say something, whoever it is will know just by the look he gives them that they need to leave. NOW. Unless itās Lupin, then they just get into a shouting match while Jigen desperately tries to keep you covered. Lovely, right?
Goemon- Donāt worry, his training and skills will help protect you from embarrassment. This actually means, āIf we donāt move, whoever just walked into the room wonāt be able to see us.ā Which is absolutely not true and just makes things more awkward than if they were told to get out. He will be too embarrassed to keep going, at least for the moment anyways. So, heāll just tell you heāll be right back and go chew out (or actually beat if itās Lupin or Jigen) whoever walked in on you both.
Fujiko- Listen, she is a very fashionable woman. That means that if someone walks in on you two then theyāre getting whatever pair of heels close by thrown at them, and if they donāt leave fast enough before she gets to the closet, all of the other shoes she can get her hands on. She might give you and herself a bit to recover from the ordeal, but then she would be ready to continue.
Zenigata- To say heās upset is an understatement. He rarely gets any time off, much less time for this. So, heās certainly going to yell at whoever walked in. In fact, heāll get so upset heāll forget what was happening before he was mad. Of course, when he stops sulking and looks at you again, he switches his mood right back. Good luck getting to that point though, because once he gets angry about something it takes him a bit to get over it sometimes.
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[Oddly specific, I know. But, it just popped into my head, so I wrote it.]
Lupin- Listen, you know it has became a bit of a problem, and you want to hide it because you also donāt want to explain. Lupin, however, always thinking that when people hide things itās always monetary in nature, decides he is going to do some snooping. He doesnāt know what he was actually expecting to find in your closet, but a giant box full of yarn was not it. How you find him is because he just stands there confused. Why do you need all of this?
Jigen- Goes to get something else out of your closet for you. Wouldnāt have even noticed except for he dropped the other thing and had to look down to pick it up. At first he will think that itās a mixed box of things. Thereās no way this WHOLE box is fill of yarn. It is. He will actually ask you what youāre going to use it for. Only starts to question the whole thing when you just shrug.
Goemon- He decides heās going to help you organize. Youāre room is a cluttered mess, and he knows for a fact that he has never seen you utilize your extra closet space. Before you can stop him, he opens the closet and sees the giant tote full of yarn. He doesnāt say anything about it. But, it makes him so frustrated that he just starts pelting you with any of the yarn balls he can reach quickly.
Fujiko- Amazing! Make her a sweater. She loves to go through and see all of the different textures and colors that you have. She is super into finding you patterns and other things to use it with.
Zennigata- Perfect! He can use this for making nets! To catch Lupin! And you can help him! It will be a great bonding experience. Also you can make him things like socks. He canāt afford them.
Lupin- Hereās the thing, heās a thrill seeker, so he likes roller coasters. To a degree that is. He likes the ones that go fast, but doesnāt like the ones that go upside-down. Maybe if thereās one loop, but when most of the coaster is going in circles, then thatās a bit too much for him.
Jigen- He doesnāt like them. Not because they really bother him or anything, but mostly because he canāt wear his hat. Thatās something that he doesnāt like to do out in public for prolonged periods of time. Other than that, someone might be able to convince him to go on a few rather easily.
Goemon- Big no for him. Those things go too fast. He might be inclined for other carnival rides, and has no problem going on something equally as fast like a car or a plane. But, itās the fact that heās going that fast and he can feel how fast heās going and the only thing that is holding in place is a harness that bothers him.
Fujiko- She loves them. An adrenaline junky through and through, she loves almost every one that she can ride. The more loops the better. She wants to feel buzzed when she gets done with one.
Zenigata- He loves rollercoasters, but doesnāt get to ride them often. They do sort of freak him out, but thatās part of the reason that he loves them. Itās more so the loops and drops that get him rather than the speed; weāve all seen how fast he drives his car. As with all other things in his life, heās the loudest one there.
Can you do a drunk lupgang around their s/o then invert it into how they would handle their s/o drunk?
[putting this one partially under a cut simply because itās long and I donāt want to eat up peopleās feed :)]
Lupin
If heās drunk
Listen, it takes a lot to get Lupin of all people drunk
So if heās drunk, then he is drunk
Thereās one other thing that he is when heās drunk, and thatās handsy
Not to mention, that he doesnāt care who sees him doing whatever
So, you have about ten minutes to get him somewhere private
Most of time when you do though, he passes out pretty quickly
Which is better for everyone everywhere because who knows what sort of damage a sauced Lupin III could bring upon the world
If youāre drunk
He will think itās hilarious
Likes to try to get you to say of do stupid things
That being said, if itās somewhere public like a bar, heāll make sure that thereās no one else is messing with you
Maybe he wonāt be completely drunk but heāll be buzzed enough to make him giddy
That being said, he will make sire that you get back to your place safely and stay to make sure that youāre alright afterward
Wonāt try anything if youāre too out of it
He might be a playboy, but heās not that much of a scumbag
The next morning he might start hinting at some things that heās been thinking about though
He is still Lupin after all
Jigen
If heās drunk
Much like Lupin, it takes a lot to get him actually drunk
But, you can sort of tell when heās getting there, as it sort of goes in stages
At first when he starts drinking heāll loosen up a bit and start joking around a bit more
But the more drunk that he gets the more quiet he gets as well
More of a contemplative drunk than a loud, showboating drunk
He wonāt want to ruin things if he thinks youāre still have a good time, so keep an eye out for him and when he might need to leave
This is the only time that he might get, ācuddly,ā or at least the Jigen version of it
If youāre drunk
Like Lupin, heāll think itās hilarious
Unlike Lupin, heāll only have you do embarrassing stuff if youāre not in public
Will let you do your own thing for the most part
But will also drag you home if you start getting too carried away
Will make sure that you get plenty of sleep and have painkillers for your hang over the next day
Will let you get a bit more clingy if youāre drunk, but will be sure that nothing past that happens
Goemon
If heās drunk
The heās sort of middle of the road when it comes to how easy he gets drunk
Might not take too much to get him loopy, but he doesnāt usually drink enough to get to that point so it usually evens out
If he does get that far, either by losing track of how many drinks heās had or if itās just the two of you and he doesnāt care, he will start to show a goofy side to him that people forget that he has
He will want you to get him back home as quickly as you can
While he doesnāt mind having fun with you or the rest of the gang, he will die if he does something embarrassing in front of other people
If they know who he is, that is
Sure, heās done a lot of embarrassing things while helping Lupin, but he was always in disguise
Will literally hid in the middle of nowhere if he finds out that he did something stupid while he was drinking
If youāre drunk
He will let you have your fun
But figures that if he hated being seen doing embarrassing stuff then you probably do too
The fun comes if youāre really out of it and he has to keep you from bringing attention to the two of you while heās trying to walk you home
That being said, he does think youāre adorable when youāre out of it, so heāll let you be a weird as you want to be when your two are alone
Is probably the one most likely to make sure that you have all of the stuff youāll need for the hangover in the morning ready to go
Fujiko
If sheās drunk
She gets drunk easily
But not because she has a low tolerance
Itās because she tends to prefer the heavy hitters as far as drinks go
When she does get drunk sheās more of a giggly, contemplative drunk
She more likely to say something than do something showy
Because if this, she doesnāt mind if sheās out and about when sheās buzzed
As long as thereās someone else with her to be sure that she doesnāt say or agree to anything too stupid
If youāre drunk
She might be inclined to let you do something embarrassing
But she wouldnāt let it go as long as Lupin would
You would maybe say or do one or two things, but then she would wrangle you in after that
She would be bad about encouraging you to drink too much too
Is totally the type of person that will get you to add one more after you say youāve had enough
Sheās been saying one more for about three drinks
Will actually make sure you get home a bit earlier than most of the others, aside from Goemon
She wants you to have fun, but also knows how difficult it can be to walk someone home when theyāre totally wasted
Zenigata
If heās drunk
It take a bit for him to get drunkā¦depending on what heās drinking
The man can guzzle cheap beer like water and only get mildly buzzed
But the moment he gets something stronger, he is out
Mostly because he forgets that heās drinking something with a bit of kick, and drinks the same amount
And you better get ready to get him out of there, because if you thought that he was loud when he was sober, youāve got another thing coming
Everyone else in the bar knows that youāre there. Thereās no question about that
So, unless you want everyone one within a twenty foot radius knowing all of the stuff that Lupin has done to him in the past, then youāll want to get him home soon
The one saving grace is that he falls asleep really quickly after he gets drunk
That is, itās a saving grace if he conks out after you get him home, and not while youāre walking him home
If youāre drunk
He doesnāt mind if you get drunk when the two of you are at home
But, will not let you stay in public while you are drunk
As your partner, itās his job to protect you from everything, including public embarrassment
He will pick you up and carry you all the way back to where you are staying
Insists that he is fine doing it, no matter how much you insist that you are fine
What he wonāt tell you is that he threw out his back carrying you for that long
Will forget how much his voice carries and give you so many headaches
He doesnāt mean to. Heās just checking in on you to make sure youāre feeling alright
