"It feels like my heart exploded through space and time into a million pieces."
"People aren't going to understand. They're going to make fun of me."
"You broke me, and I am going to ruin you."
"What a waste of twenty thousand followers."
"This is going to be slightly more pathetic than my usual videos."
"Having some problems with the trademark."
"She's not dead. I mean, she's dead to me."
"I set up text notifications for her twitter, is that pathetic?"
"You know we've never been single at the same time before."
"I miss not being sad and angry all the time."
"Happy Valentine's day, you nerd."
"Can we never speak of the sad night of sadness again?"
"This is the exact stuff great love songs are made of."
"I've seen it. With my eyeballs."
"We can still put our mutual heartbreak to use."
"You mean it's a slow documentary of me becoming the most pathetic person I know?"
"You look pretty sexy in a six frame loop."
"Has anyone ever told you you're really intense?"
"I'm giving it to a girl on craigslist tomorrow."
"Will you go get a pizza?"
"I think you sound awesome."
"You can come in if you want. I don't care."
"He's here for moral support."
"They're not getting to me."
"You'll never live forever and I'll forget you all the same."
"You've got yourself to blame."
"We didn't park on this level."
"I just wanted to feel tall."
"Quit looking at me with those big pitying pity eyes."
"I was here for moral support."
"It's really not up to you."
"I can't just wallow in platonic post breakup self pity land with you forever."
"I like you. Like like you like you."
"You said it was nothing; I just agreed."
"I really need to not be around you right now."
"He's not the most important part of my story."
"I can't give away all the parts of me that love you, because there's always going to be a part of me that loves you."
"Memories are things you have to keep and use to move forward."
"Sorry I'm so bad with words."
"I don't think I'm ready to start something with another boy human yet."