I didn't put those in my bag...

It's roleplay...I promise. /Zephyr/Canadian/gay/

[liftingdiva-deactivated20180517]

repost

[ratboylifts]

me @ this piping hot tea

[depresso-minus-the-espresso]

okay lifters, tell me this

Fergie or Gwen Stefani, who wins?

[lifting-tips]

FERGIE

[depresso-minus-the-espresso]

false

[geminilifter-deactivated2018042]

you ever think abt the peeing in the dressing room post and shudder

[psychedelift-deactivated2018071]

all the time i hate it

[lift-fever]

Does it ever pain you when you are shopping with non-lifting friends and they’re like “omg I want this so bad but I’ll go broke” Like you literally can have it for free hun

[lesbianyugi]

tfw someone asks we why i lift

[velvetlifts-blog]

stolen merchandise? in my bag? it’s more likely than you think

[liftliftbish]

where do male lifters put their magnets or lifting tools??? pocket???? that dick hole space in underwear???? I know pals who got tits shove it in their bra but how do y’all do it???? you put it in a shoe?????

[heavenlylifter]

i saw a post once that suggested athletic/sports bags. other places could be:

• in a jacket’s inside pocket

• in a shopping bag from a ‘male’ store they might otherwise frequent

• in a bum bag worn around the waist

• in a takeaway food/drinks container

• in a large reusable bottle if the magnet is on the small side

• using the double shirt method - you wear a tight shirt tucked into your trousers and then put on a looser sweater over the top. the magnet goes inside the first top against the skin and is hidden by the baggy sweater

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

smh have y’all just never?? shoved that magnet up your ass??? 100% effective for all genders, guaranteed or ur money back

[heavenlylifter]

stop advocating that ppl shove things up their ass, not everyone is a bottom like you!!😑🙄

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

don’t kiNKshAMe mE 👏🏽👏🏽

[heavenlylifter]

You:

[lilliftie]

For us that don’t reblog from the outside community :v I love this

[lift-that-kitten]

Hide your “following” list on your blog.

Hide your likes list on your blog.

Hide your likes and follows

Dont ‘like’ things that are not lifting related if you’re main blog is about lifting.

This community is isolated for a reason.

Hide your likes and following

This community is isolated for a reason.

Hide your likes and following

This community is isolated for a reason.

Hide your likes and following

This community is isolated for a reason.

Hide your likes and following

This community is isolated for a reason.

Hide your likes and following

This community is isolated for a reason.

[shifty-lift-blog]

they said “the world is yours for the taking” so I became a shoplifter

[etherealxlifting-blog]

Iconic

[old-lifter-against-furries]

the trials of being a cuteass lifter

u dont know whether the sa is sussing u or checking u out

[majoralifter-deactivated2018010]

imagine someone in a fursuit chasing you down in a sephora, knocking over the entire fenty display, grabbing you by the wrist and commanding you to put down the eyeliner or theyll have to call mall security

the fact that this is an actual account makes me fucking hyperventilate, like am i supposed to be scared?? oh no!!! watch out for the furries!!

[new-in-town-666]

Imagining this scene has me dead 😂

[old-lifter-against-furries]

Come the fuck at me

[old-lifter-against-furries]

what if i’m a lifter and a furry??? 🤔🤔🤔

Ur on thin fckin ice mister

[thatsasteal-deactivated20150509]

ITS HILARIOUS TO ME THAT PEOPLE DISCOVER THE SHOPLIFTING SIDE OF TUMBLR AND ARE DISGUSTED cause i discovered it the other day and im hoarding tips like a fiend and am buzzing to go on my first lift now i know how to get shit for free. these fuckers love spending money or something?

lmaoooo you’re doing it right

[pink-lifter-deactivated20150510]

This was me lol

[arrogantlifter]

omg same

[pumpkinlift-deactivated20180617]

now this is an appropriate reaction lol. welcome!

[languidlylifting-blog]

Lol when I first saw a lifting post I was like, whaaaaaaa? And then started stalking all the blogs I could. Our blogs and haul posts are gateway drugs lol

[stainingsatan]

At first I was disgusted …………………….

DISGUSTED I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON SHIT I COULD HAVE LIFTED LMFAO

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

When I discovered the lifting community i would stay up so late just reading and reading omg i was so obsessive 👀 you cannot find shoplifting tips anywhere on the internet as good as the ones in this little community!!!!!!

[lifty-lucie-blog]

GIRL MEEEE

[tht-liftingbaddie-blog]

I love y'all

[zephyrliftsweights]

Y'all i was watching porn and the setup was basically tht the guy was shoplifting and the store owner caught him and like all I could do was criticize this dude's lifting technique like he

Looked directly up at the cameras

Acted shifty and uncomfortable

Didn't even bother to look for a blind spot

Concealed o n c a m e r a

Like what the fuck is the point of looking for cameras if ur just gonna conceal right in front of them

HE DIDN'T EVEN CONCEAL IT WELL

HE JUST SHOVED A BAG OF CHIPS AND A POP INTO THE POCKETS OF HIS CARGO SHORTS

When did I get like this wtf

[liftingpixie-deactivated2015050]

I love when security sticker things are labeled as security device like thx for warning me fam

[partneringincrime-blog]

The one time I went lifting for alcohol by myself my mom called me as I entered the store and we started talking about how I’m going camping with my friends soon and I was trying to reassure her I wouldn’t do anything bad and would make good choices as I was stuffing a bottle of vodka into my purse and I think about this moment a lot