Hello! My name's Zer0!

This is an rp account for Zer0 from Steam Powered Giraffe. I own neither the character or the band.

[curi-the-curious]

Wait!!!!!

It’s December!!!!

YULEMAS TIME!!!!!

(This blog is now accepting holiday asks and rp starters.)

[zer0s-house]

Behold, my heart. Take it

Oh!!

Uh, thank you, but I don’t take hearts!

That’s Rabbit’s thing C:

[zer0s-house]

Ooh! I got a joke!

What do you get when you cross Rabbit and a guitar?

About 500 dollars in repairs.

[rabbit-the-robut]

And now, a ramble from Rabbit.

Hey. Things are hard right now. I know that. I think everyone does. But let me tell you right here and now:

Everything will be ok.

[zer0s-house]

And now, an addition from Zer0.

Do you believe in happy endings? I know I do. Things aren't really happy right now, but you know what that means? It's not the end! There's still a life to live, and fun to be had. Things are different, but that doesn't mean they have to be wholly sad!

Keep believing. I'm here for you.

[rabbit-the-robut]

Hey everyone! Long time no see!

So, uh... a lot of things have been happening on in spg land, and I just wanted to let y'all know that I will be back on here, posting content! It'll be a little different now. There will be a lot more things I'll be reblogging from now, not just spgsuggests blogs.

I know I'm not that big of a blog, but I still wanted to post this update.

Thank you for being here.

Robot shenanigans will begin shortly

[zer0s-house]

I gift you one (1) bottle of baby lotion

Thanks!! Now I can drink this!!

[rpfunstuff]

Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.

[zer0s-house]

Congrats!!!!!!! I didn't even know you liked him, he seemed pretty set on Spine, I'm so happy for all three of you

Oh!

Well... there's a lot of things that go on that we don't post on the blogs ^_^'

I'm sorry for the confusion, anon!

But thanks!

[zer0s-house]

Hey hey Zer0! Look up! I'm SpiderJon >:3 - Jon

Hm? Ah!!

Hi SpiderJon!

Just... please don't hurt yourself ok?

[thejonsuggests]

*Jon swings down, holding onto the rafters with his legs, before quickly realising Zer0 is shorter than Spine* oh no :(((( I wanna kiss you!!!!! :(((

[zer0s-house]

Hmmm...

*Zer0 walks off and returns with a stool; he steps up on it* better?

[thejonsuggests]

:D perfect *he holds Zer0's face and kisses him firmly* I love you

[zer0s-house]

I love you too *Zer0 gently kisses Jon*

...

I'm gonna try and make you a spider suit

[zer0s-house]

Wait, you /and/ Spine are dating Jon?

I'm not saying dating, per say...

But The Jon and I are courting!

We're figuring out what we wanna be before putting a label on it (at least I think), and that's great!

Polyamorous rights!!

[zer0s-house]

Hey hey Zer0! Look up! I'm SpiderJon >:3 - Jon

Hm? Ah!!

Hi SpiderJon!

Just... please don't hurt yourself ok?

[thejonsuggests]

*Jon swings down, holding onto the rafters with his legs, before quickly realising Zer0 is shorter than Spine* oh no :(((( I wanna kiss you!!!!! :(((

[zer0s-house]

Hmmm...

*Zer0 walks off and returns with a stool; he steps up on it* better?

[zer0s-house]

Hey hey Zer0! Look up! I'm SpiderJon >:3 - Jon

Hm? Ah!!

Hi SpiderJon!

Just... please don't hurt yourself ok?

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

send ‘springtime!’ to pour flowers all over my muse’s head!🌻

ALTERNATIVELY, send ‘springtime reverse’ for them to pour flowers over your muse’s head!! 🌼

[thejonsuggests]

Hey The Jon!! Guess what? -Zer0

What????

[zer0s-house]

*kisses your cheek*

[spg-headcanons]

Zer0 likes "fascinators" - in particular, the ones that look like tiny top hats. He wears them like normal hats, just... Tiny.

[zer0s-house]

Yep!!

[characterdevelopmentasks]

Hi!

Some of you have already been in the first round–but to make it brief:  this account is a semi-automated question generator that asks random blogs random questions about their muses!

The point is:  reblog this post to get yourself added onto the list, to show me that you’re ok with receiving questions, and to get even more people aware of the process.  I’ll still seek out blogs on my own, but you can do this to expedite the process!

Multimuses, in the tags, you can list the muses you want questions directed to in the following format:  (muse1-muse2-muse3) and so on and so forth.  If not, it just won’t be directed to anyone!

Thanks and happy developing!

(In which I realize you can’t put commas in tags.)

[zer0s-house]

Roses are red, rabbit ate my shoe, if I'd lost all my memories I'd still remember you - Jon 💕💕💕

Awww, The Jon!!

That's so sweet!!

You're great, little buddy 💛