Zerglinator Claims This tumblr in the name of me

For the Swarm

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[twinkboobs-deactivated20250801]

i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing

[bluehawk54]

Guess what turns 10 today

[bluehawk54]

Happy 20th Birthday John Freeman

[hawfstuff]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

legendary scrandle pull

[evilwizard]

say no more

[sandersstudies]

My Shakespeare students (they are 12) wanted to summarize the lessons they learned this semester. If. Um. Anybody would like to see.

[sandersstudies]

I cannot emphasize enough that they made these with very little input from me.

Henry the Fifth

- ALWAYS encourage others to do their best.

- NEVER talk about people behind their back.

Antony and Cleopatra

- ALWAYS check your produce for pests. [They liked this one so much made a rap about it.]

- NEVER count your chickens before they hatch.

Hamlet

- ALWAYS act decisively

- NEVER tell your girlfriend to go to a convent and become a nun [Oh boy they REALLY liked this one]

Romeo and Juliet

- ALWAYS collect all the important information before making an important decision

- NEVER bite your thumb at us, sir. [They enacted this scene in the original language a lot, except they swapped every “sir” for “bro.”]

The Merchant of Venice

- ALWAYS pay your debts.

- NEVER judge based on appearances, because “all that glisters is not gold.”

The Tempest

- ALWAYS try to forgive others.

- NEVER be a colonizer. [Yes, a middle schooler said this]

Midsummer Night’s Dream

- ALWAYS stay on forest trails

- NEVER fall in love with an ass. [They were excited about this one for obvious reasons.]

Twelfth Night

- ALWAYS stay in touch with those important to us

- NEVER read other people’s mail

Macbeth

- ALWAYS wash your hands. [One of the girls performed Lady Macbeth’s entire Out Damn Spot monologue at the end of the semester]

- NEVER succumb to peer pressure.

[sandersstudies]

Yeah, I was re-reading the Tempest like “hmmm will they even understand the subtle themes here… this might be a cut-and-dry magic story to them.”

Kid 1 (known intellectual): Wait, Prospero is like… a colonizer to the magical creatures. He showed up on their island and enslaved them.

Kid 2: Enslaving people is bad! Is Prospero a bad guy?

Kid 3: But Caliban is bad! He wanted to kidnap Miranda.

Me: Yeah, it’s kind of hard, isn’t it? Just like how in real life most people are a mix of good and bad.

Kid 4: …is this why Shakespeare is supposed to be, like, really good?

[kemonododo]

A Story About Taking in a Strange Creature by Ishida Umi

[snitchanon]

Having misogynistic sex with my wifeboy (like a boywife but woker (woke Joker)).

[onthefloorinthedirtwiththefilth]

Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword

[mimill3]

Invasion

[woolay]

New set up

[gaycop]

Ut

[woolay]

Not what it says.

[nikoanesti]

Big fan of when old jrpgs would do this

[thursday-paradise]

[meatgrinder-0]

happy anniversary mother 3... twenny whole years of being saved from the grave......

despite having been pretty damn late to the party this game stuck with me.. i think i played it in a time of my life where i really needed it. thank you gaming

[cpericardium]

I wanna read this so bad

[trawl]

Crucially Norman Osborn didn’t need to do like any of what he did for basically any reason. Nobody needs to get on a hoverboard and throw pumpkins around, And least of all a middle aged father