my first rodeo

🐚🥛🎧💿🕯️💌 dot • she/her • hmm

[aftonfamilyvalues]

[zerliebt]

life is cruel because getting the platform bed frame of my dreams means sacrificing optimal doggy style height

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[wisedreamdelusion]

festival of carrot make us all right mind and sight

[papyrussuggestions-archive]

DON'T ASK YOURSELF "AM I A GOOD PERSON?" ASK YOURSELF "IS WHAT I AM DOING GOOD?" OR EVEN! "WHAT'S A GOOD THING I CAN DO RIGHT NOW?"

DON'T WORRY ABOUT JUDGING AND SORTING YOURSELF! JUST MAKE YOUR BEST CHOICES!!

[tinkerbitch69]

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

[ecrivainsolitaire]

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 6 hours 42 minutes

[pmd9toybox]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they need to makr it easier to steal from big corporations or me and my unscrupulous ilk are going to have to exclusively target small town small businesses run by sweet little old grandmas

[papayajuan2019]

2019

[hitmyvape]

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0284161

[zerliebt]

This woman who bought something of FB Marketplace from me and sent her husband to pick it up has this on her timeline

[bfwonho]

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[koiagain]

DNI people who have better social physical or intellectual lives than me

[sweeetestcurse]

Scenery in Dragon Age: Inquisition 23/??

[portal2myfantasy]

[amazoogle]

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character