hey MTV, welcome to my spam account

you can take the boy out of the emo phase, but you can't take the emo phase out of the boy

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[kupou-deactivated20170806]

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]

[zero-sucks]

It's 2026, I'm stood in line in the coffee shop in an outfit I havent worn since I was 15, my hair is bright green and I'm scrolling tumblr.com

On an unrelated note you ever feel like time isn't real???

[oxypill]

i'm doing everything wrong & i'm not even trying

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[skinilivein]

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[cryptid-corpse]

They should invent a form of existence that isn't just an endless loop of waking up and feeling misunderstood and alone

[garlic-sauc3]

@frogmerthur i needed to make it a reality

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone

[aprilsequinox]

Sex is great, however there is nothing more intimate and alluring than facing your lover in a duel

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him