[gilverrwrites]

would dick have actually made a joke about letting her stack donut on him? probably. is this funnier? definitely.

[londrya]

Dick (getting a call from an unknown number while at a JL meeting): Uhhh... Excuse me guys, but I think I got to take this?

Flash: You think?

Dick: I got a hunch." Hello?"

*Damian's school*: Hello? Is this Mr. Wayne?

Dick: No I'm his son. What's up?

*Damian's school*: Well, Damian got in trouble, and we needed his guardian to pick him up. He gave is this number to call his Baba?

Dick: Oh, yeah, that's me. I'll be there in 20. Or, wait no. His dad can be there faster. He'll be there in 10.

*Damian's school*: Oh. Ok. We'll be awaiting Mr. Wayne then.

Dick: Ah. No. My husband will come pick him up. Ok? Bye *hangs up*

JL, slightly confused: uhhhh

Dick: Walls? Can you go and pick up dami? He got in trouble.

Wally: Yessir! *Saps of*

JL: ?????

Bruce *grumbling*: Why does he never call me?

Dick: Because the last time you had to pick one of us up from school, the secretary fainted and the school was flooded with reporters for the next MONTH!

JL: ???????

[bat-children-in-the-vents]

Dick: How’s my hair? Jason: Terrible. Worst thing I’ve ever seen. Dick: Sounds about right. But as long as my husband likes me that’s all that matters. Jason: I don’t think he likes you anymore either. Dick: *runs away to cry on Wally’s shoulder* Wally: *comes back a minute later holding Dick bridal style* Why would you do that? Jason: His emotional distress is entertaining.

[outtamynoggin]

Jason: You really have a thing for muscular women, don’t you?

Roy: Like You’re one to talk.

Jason, smirking: Hey, just saying.

Wally, passing by: Well, of course he does. He grew up watching Dick cross dress for missions.

Jason: …

Roy: Seeing things like that, changes a man.

Wally, reminiscing: It really does.

Jason: ….I regret ever bringing this up.

[lislemons]

naruto characters as posts that remind me of them pt 2 (please don’t murder me for the shisui one thanks)

[gwen-starkk]

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[3dsmadlad]

the gay flag colored picked from marvin and whizzer’s outfits

[zoneybaloney]

i don’t.know💔stop with the trinas hate

[doktorcringenfailen]

behind every gay person is slightly gayer, eviler person

[poisivey]

Two unlikely lovers

[melinmoth]

oh to watch falsettos for the first time again

[the-parmesan-seeker]

[musicalmoritz]

I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

[lemonteaforall]

throwback to last musical season when we went in a circle saying our favorite musicals and when i said ‘falsettos’ my choir teacher looked horrified and said “you’re too young for that!”

[loganswag]

Does anyone else just like randomly get really emotional listening to Falsettos songs not because of what happens or anything but just genuinely because it just reflects life on such a deep level that I just want to cry because it feels so real

[the-cpusystem]

I think we need to pay more attention to "Marvin holds his breath, his face is underwater, but that's not a seizure / Marvin talks of death, he imitates his slaughter, but that's not a seizure"