[londrya]

Soooo

I just finished season three of good omens

And I don't know how to feel

Did I love it?

Did I hate it?

Idk

What I know is that I cried

A lot

Especially at the stupid bird

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Diana: I was training when I was his age too.

Barry: That's different. You're a warrior princess Diana.

Diana: And the boy is from Gotham.

Bruce: Please don't support him Diana. I've tried to stop every single one of them, but they won't listen. Don't encourage them even more.

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At a Justice League meeting

Superman: now that we have concluded this meeting, are there any more subjects that need discussing?

Flash: Yes! Who of you keeps taking my food from the fridge? I clearly label them!

Hal: Wasn't me this time. I only take things without names.

Flash: whoever it is please stop! I need my food!

Captain marvel: Can we also please stop locking the doors to the gym? I keep running against them.

Wonder Woman: Oh yes! On the same note, someone has been continuously moving the training mats to the right. Every day a bit. It's getting frustrating.

Black Canary: While we're at it. Who's bringing all these plants up here? I'm not complaining, just wondering.

Batman: Hnnnn

Superman: Everything alright there Batman?

Batman: Yes. It's just. Hn. Oracle?

*from the sound system* Oracle: Yes Batman?

Flash *whispering*: since when do we have an Ai?

Hal *whispering back*: Dunno

Batman: For how long have they been sneaking up here?

Oracle: About three weeks.

Batman: hnnn. Why haven't you informed me?

Oracle: I wanted to see how long it took before you noticed. Seems like Robin won that bet.

Batman: Are any of them up here right now?

Oracle: No.

Batman: Hnnn. Thank you.

Oracle: Always a pleasure.

Wonder Woman: what was that about?

Batman: Well....

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I just realised that most of the quotes from Danny Phantom fanfiction I have saved can be used as out of context Jason Todd quotes.

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"Everything is always connected"

But it's me in therapy.

What do you mean part of my anxiety comes from the fact that my eye muscles aren't stretched enough?!

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Wally: Ok, I gotta ask. Where is everyone?

Dick: Oh well.... Alfred is on vacation. But between us, I think he's got a mission from the CIA or some shit. He packed his shotgun.

Steph and Jason accidentally travelled to another dimension, so Bruce is currently trying to get them back.

Cas got turned into a bat and is clinging onto Damian who is visiting the Kent farm to hang out with Jon.

Duke is exploring the cave system underneath the manor. At this point it's a family tradition to get lost in there at least once.

Wally: Now I'm scared to ask. What about Tim and Barbara?

Dick: Tim is in space with Kon. I don't know what for and I honestly don't want to. And Barbara is writing a Book about Time travel.

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Birdcage

a cage (= container with wire bars) in which birds are kept so that people can look at them

Or

A cape (= undefined black hole that has no end and is maybe, possibly magic) in which robins are kept so that batman doesn't have to worry about them.

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Bruce: I have to leave. My child is hurt.

Diana: Which one?

Bruce: I don't know. But one of them always is and I need a reason to leave.

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Random person: Hey Harper!

*Sleep deprived Jason looking up from the shopping list he was reading*

Roy: Dude, since when are we married and why wasn't I invited?

Jason: We've been married for two years and you were invited. Lian was the flower girl.

Roy: Oh right. Totally forgot about that.

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Dick: I started seeing someone

Bruce *Concerned*: As in dating or hallucinations?!

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An excerpt of one of my fanfics I will never post

Context: nightwing just joined the JL but noone except Bruce and Wally know who he is

Barry watched in awe, as the warrior princes fought the new recruit. It was like a dance, they both had a natural grace while moving that also reflected into their fighting. While Nightwing did a lot of jumps and saltos, Diana did turns and roles.

They both dodged and attacked and it was almost like they had a whole choreo plant, where none of them ever landed a hit. It was honestly really impressive.

Then Diana raised her hand in surrender. "I give up. There's no point in fighting further and tiring you out. I have learned enough and I am sure the others would like a match as well. But I would be glad to fight you again Boywonder" . A smile spread overnight Nightwings face, as Diana ruffled his hair. A gesture so familiar, not just in execution but also to Barry, that he had to wonder where he had seen it before. "Thanks Di" Nightwing quietly mumbles.

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The batfam as random quotes I have saved on my phone

Bruce: He was admiring the endangered species known as the ' Peaceful moment ' rarely sighted and often hunted down

Alfred: His eyebrows were up so high they might have caught in his hairline

Dick: Adrenaline can make you do crazy things. Not to mention, he was already known for doing the impossible.

Jason: I'd say Death please come take me but it's already far too late for that.

Tim: Who knew you lost a limb when you went through puberty?

Damian: Before they'd seen him as a college student with an attitude problem. Now they saw him as too young to be in the business still with the attitude problem.

Steph: It's way too early in the morning and I'm way too hangover too deal with your sexuality crisis

Cas: Like his favorite instrument, his life was like a piano. Sometimes out of tune but with love and care, it can sound beautiful.

Duke: Give bro a break. He's so high on anxiety that shrooms wouldn't help.

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Dick *sprinting into the kitchen*: what are your favourite colours?!

Jason: whoah, who is chasing you Goldie?

Dick: Bruce is. So?

Damian: Orange

Tim: Red

Steph: Purple, duh

Cass: Yellow

Duke: Same

Jason: Viridian

Dick: HA! I KNEW IT! YOU HEAR THAT OLD MAN?!

Bruce: no need to yell I'm right here.

Jason: care to explain?

Bruce: Dick and I where arguing wich color whe should Paint the living room on the third floor. He argued that we don't have a room in Jason's favourite colour, but had one in everyone else's.

Dick: and I was right! Jason's favourite colour is green and not red!

Bruce: Sigh

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An incomplete list of blackmail/ bribery material Barbara has on: Jason

A picture of him holding baby Damian - bribery

His will - Blackmail

A video of the batburger incident - blackmail

A photo of him and dick cuddling on the couch post patrol (not even a month old) - blackmail

The location of all of his safehouses - blackmail

His diary from before he died - blackmail

A copy of his original birth certificate - bribery

His headstone - bribery

A recording of Bruce drunkenly stating how proud he is of Jason - bribery disguised as blackmail

A picture of him with his knitting club - blackmail

A video of him in drag - Blackmail

An entire picture album of him, Roy and Lian - bribery

His and Roy's original wedding pictures and certificate (they've been searching for it) - blackmail (Bruce doesn't know that they married for tax purposes even before they got together

His Ao3 and Tumblr username - blackmail

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An incomplete list of blackmail/ bribery material Barbara has on: Dick

An old love poem he wrote for her that has far too many spelling mistakes - Blackmail

Baby photos of Damian - bribery

A video of the Bat burgers accident - Blackmail

A video of his and Wally's first kiss - bribery

A video of his and Wally's actual first kiss - Blackmail

The location on every single one of his safehouses - Blackmail

Basically every massage dick ever wrote her -Blackmail

Recordings of most of the girls nights he was invited to - could be either or depending on the video

A video of him enthusiastically singing "here I am" from spirit, while dancing through the manor - Blackmail

A letter he wrote, while he was high as a kite, where he admits that he loves them all (the batfam) very much and is worried that they don't love him back - Blachmail

A photo of him and Jason cuddling on her couch post patrol (it's only a few weeks old) - bribery

The old English exam that he swore the teacher didn't give him back (He got a D-) - Blackmail

A copy of Alfred's will - bribery

The hand written original of the rule that forbids him to use the kitchen - Blackmail

His Ao3 history -Blackmail

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Wally: Favourite Pokémon. Three, two one go!

Dick: Corviknight

Jason: Mudsdale

Damian: Eevee

Tim: Porygon

Kon: Mewtwo

Cass: Cubone

Steph: Kleoparda

All: ...

Steph: Really Damian? Eevee?

Damian: Yes. What about it?

Kon: Kinda basic

Damian: Sais the clone whos favourite Pokémon is a clone.

Kon: shut up

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[londrya]

Gotta be Corvisquire or Corviknight

Love them both