The LGBT+ can suck my nuts

A "cis" piece of shit, pls reblog helps my ego. I started eating meat again fuck onision.

[kurumayu]

[blinkpen]

dj and baby robot kitty are friends right

sort of! “friends” probably isn’t the right word, because Boo is a little kid, and The DJ is an adult, but Boo definitely thinks The DJ is cool/fun and likes to follow them around, and The DJ in turn is fond/responsibly supportive and protective of her

. The DJ would almost qualify as a surrogate big sibling figure, but Boo actually has a real older brother already, Blink - it’s just that the two are the last remaining models of their series/their creator and other robots of their type are all… gone, leaving the two on their own, something Boo is too young/innocent to have fully processed yet, so she doesn’t understand why Blink is much less fun and much more stern and emotionally closed off than he used to be.

he genuinely does his best and cares for her, but he’s painfully aware of how dangerous the city of Purg is, and unintentionally stifles her a bit - she’s naturally very curious, in fact it is in her very programming to explore, learn, and bond with her environment and whatever’s living in it, so while she adores him and generally listens to him, she is still always trying to wander off. when she manages to do this, The DJ is one of the people she gravitates towards, due to thinking they’re neat, feeling safe around them, and the fact they radiate energy and are one of the handful of people she’s bumped into who can actually understand her beep-boop nanobot cluster language.

plus, she also knows if she ends up near The DJ she will get Lots of Attention, both from them and their entire immediate circle, who all adore her and know this precious baby must be protected at all costs.

[blinkpen]

Would Boo do that thing cats do where they push their paw under the door with their lil pads up when they cant get in a room?

Yes

[990000]

source

[grossgiirl-deactivated20200228]

This is how I used to teach a couple of students how to create vehicles or weird creatures when they had trouble coming up with ideas

[hibikyu-archive-deactivated2017]

Reblog this if your first Nintendo Console was the Wii

((Remade these cause the links don’t work since I deleted my old blog))

Reblog this for the NES

Reblog this for SNES

Reblog this for N64

Reblog this for GameCube

Reblog this for Wii U

Reblog this for Switch

[raspberrychainsaw]

Such a talented boy

[ghosthotel]

these are the funniest figure photographs i’ve ever seen holy shit

[anoni--moose]

Bard Combat

[4000z]

KFC gang in nutshell

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs and Empire:

Aries: An empire of fire and salt water. Fertile island fortresses patrolled by many-armed stone sentinels wielding golden flamberges. Rivers of fire spilling into the sea.

Taurus: An empire of honey and snow. Castles that stand as decadent art. Colossal ghostly spirit foxes watch over forests of cherry trees.

Gemini: An empire of rain and silk. Glittering iridescent cloaks and wide brimmed straw masks. The aqueducts flow ever deeper into the mountains.

Cancer: An empire of time and woodlands. Citadels of fossilized lumber strong as any metal. Old rusted weapons jut from the grass like weeds.

Leo: An empire of roses and bridges. Subtle stonework hewn rough by ages of wear. Stone blossoms wilting as the season passes.

Virgo: An empire of tombs and amber. The spires of the great necropolis are visible over the labyrinth walls, as kongamato patrol the skies.

Libra: An empire of sand and glass. The libraries of a thousand cities stolen, collected in the grand archives. A library of libraries. 

Scorpio: An empire of blood and stars. Nothing is left of this great people, but their decedents know their history well. Spilling blood on the great story-stones that dot the overgrowth brings whispers of the past. 

Ophiuchus: An empire of wind and hooves. Steeds like a thunderstorm, heavy and dark. Leaving only nursing trees and pillars to the dead in their wake.

Sagittarius: A landless empire of wanderers. Cloaks of feathers and ritual smoke. Comfortable boots and hospitality, though they are the guests.

Capricorn: An empire of stories and loss. Ruins buried under ice, unseen for generations.

Aquarius: An empire of brass and coal. The corpses of war machines that now dot the landscape. Rusted green in the autumn rains. 

Pisces: A sunken empire. Pillars of shining black salt break the waves, the deeper recesses of the grand palace lie sodden and unexplored.

[meraki-sunset]

Aries: An empire of fire and salt water. Fertile island fortresses patrolled by many-armed stone sentinels wielding golden flamberges. Rivers of fire spilling into the sea.

Taurus: An empire of honey and snow. Castles that stand as decadent art. Colossal ghostly spirit foxes watch over forests of cherry trees.

Gemini: An empire of rain and silk. Glittering iridescent cloaks and wide brimmed straw masks. The aqueducts flow ever deeper into the mountains.

Cancer: An empire of time and woodlands. Citadels of fossilized lumber strong as any metal. Old rusted weapons jut from the grass like weeds.

Leo: An empire of roses and bridges. Subtle stonework hewn rough by ages of wear. Stone blossoms wilting as the season passes.

Virgo: An empire of tombs and amber. The spires of the great necropolis are visible over the labyrinth walls, as kongamato patrol the skies.

Libra: An empire of sand and glass. The libraries of a thousand cities stolen, collected in the grand archives. A library of libraries.

Scorpio: An empire of blood and stars. Nothing is left of this great people, but their decedents know their history well. Spilling blood on the great story-stones that dot the overgrowth brings whispers of the past.

Sagittarius: A landless empire of wanderers. Cloaks of feathers and ritual smoke. Comfortable boots and hospitality, though they are the guests.

Capricorn: An empire of stories and loss. Ruins buried under ice, unseen for generations.

Aquarius: An empire of brass and coal. The corpses of war machines that now dot the landscape. Rusted green in the autumn rains.

Pisces: A sunken empire. Pillars of shining black salt break the waves, the deeper recesses of the grand palace lie sodden and unexplored.

Ophiuchus: An empire of wind and hooves. Steeds like a thunderstorm, heavy and dark. Leaving only nursing trees and pillars to the dead in their wake.

I wanted to challenge myself and see if I could be able to translate these abstract lands and draw them connect them to each troll of homestuck. The idea was to make them pretty quickly in a day, but the more I did, the more details I put into the next drawing, so the first one is almost a sketch and the last one is way much cleaner. In the end I did six or seven in a day and lost the interest for a month, until yesterday I decided to finish it. My favorite is Kanaya, it was quite difficult to understand and the amber labyrinth took me quite some time to make

I hope you like them, it was quite fun to make them

:)   

[gats]

KRAKATOA, a D&D character for a friend’s Waterdeep campaign!

[zerochi11]

Why a storm herald when there a grass monster

[dungeonhavoc]

Waka Waka! Anyhoo, hope you all have a lovely weekend and may all your hits be crits.

[greyannis]

I usually prefer to post only gifs here, but here’s a collection of Storyboard pro/Photoshop sketches I liked well enough.

[comradeneitokun-deactivated2020]

[greyannis]

So here it is, “Super Space Sisters”, my rejected pitch to Frederator!

I pitched it a few times - this is the more presentable first one, the last one (which got through the first stage of pitching but was ultimately rejected) is this.  I like the first one a bit more though.

[zoopbooploop]

[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

Hell awaits all of you.

[silentlaughter992]

@ninten-cat-98

[gallysgalaxy]

@saintdmac

[zerochi11]

He will accept it... in time

[k-eke]

Daughter of Evil.

I don’t usually do dark themes but I really wanted to try, hope you’ll like it !

[thepurpah-moved]

I’ve been having a lot of weird dreams lately but the one last night tops them all

[gnollandvoid]

Settlement Sheet

This is essentially a character sheet, but it's for towns and other settlements instead of persons. It's intended to help guide the creation process and facilitate reading and organization.

Settlement Sheet (by luckpack)

[The following text may have been edited for accessibility]

“This is essentially a character sheet, but it’s for towns and other settlements instead of persons. It’s intended to help guide the creation process and facilitate reading and organization.

I recommend using it with my [NPC Sheets.]

Below are Google Drive download links. All PDFs have two pages: the first one is the front and the second one is the back. The Form Fillable version has no lines, so you can download and print it without filling the forms if you want.

[Settlement Sheet]

[Settlement Sheet, Form Fillable]

[Settlement Sheet, Printer Friendly]

[Settlement Sheet, Form Fillable, Printer Friendly]

I intentionally left some things out from this sheet:

Some DMs like writing down “Notable Items” in their settlement notes, but this has never made sense to me. I view special items as NPC belongings or Quests rewards, not something location specific. 

The prices, foods, drinks and services provided by the local inn, as well as the inventories of stores. Rather than writing all this down for every settlement, I prefer having a single document for every store. I recommend checking this [Traders & Merchants homebrew] and this [Shopping Catalog homebrew.] Both can be referred to whenever players visit any and all stores.

Town random encounters. I don’t do those, personally.

Of course, if you want to write down any of those you can use the Notes section in the back.