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[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[moonybear]

op i hope you know about the guy on r/kitchenconfidential

[wizardarchetypes]

just saw a listing for a free grandfather clock and all i can say is my flatmates are lucky i'm on mood stabilizers

[eznii]

me: oh no! its started raining and now i cant see through my windshield :( the humble windshield wiper:

[argumate]

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

[inphront]

evergreen post

[teathattast]

[lesbianherstorian]

karl marx and friedrich engels holding hands, from an article about homosexuality and communism published in the gay liberator no. 42, december 1974

[bobszter]

this could be us

[ozempicofficial]

[asingularcanadian]

work break simulator

[weedclown69]

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 8.19: Grade School Confidential

[skelkankaos2]

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

[skelkankaos2]

see? simple as

[oneheadtoanother]

[aztechnology]

had the funniest possible interaction this weekend

[enfieldtennisacademy]

[alivehouse]

i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows

[alivehouse]

the same creature

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: THE RICE FORK OF THE EEL RIVER WHERE MY FAMILY HAS A CABIN DMV: RICE FREAK? Verdict: ACCEPTED

[cwhapd]

[byjove]

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

[tricotbf]

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

[spiffiesttea]

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

[some-j-name]

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

[spiffiesttea]

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

[byjove]

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

[lorebird]

[catgirlforeskin]

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

[foone]

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.