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[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

[teacupfulofstarshine]

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

[lizclimo]

Happy Halloween from Bear & Rabbit! Don’t forget to pick up a copy of their new book, BEST BEAR EVER  

[yesterdaysprint]

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I had more anxiety saying “I do” when factory resetting my phone than when I said “I do” when I got married.

[zeropunks]

And I still haven't reset it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This is top tier shitposting, oh my god

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@taylorswift ?!?!?!?!

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Making my own fate. #cashout17 (at Illinois State Line)

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On the other side of the Mississippi river. (at Illinois State Line)

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Another sunrise. Thanks to @lots.em for keeping my mind on the road.....I think. (at Wind Farm!)

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The crew. #workhard #playharder

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Better days are coming. #patience (at Yellow Brick Road In Kansas)

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Dead ass tired. Passed through 3 states. Still need the other half of the country. Thanks to @lots.em for keeping me from crashing. #rawr everybody.

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#steppingforwardtakingtheplunge

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#rawr

[zeropunks]

Wise, he so is. (at West Town Court Apartments)