No Social Life

Mostly anime trash

[only-cat-memes]

[despazito]

His little pony...

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[the-fridge-orange]

[zangoonse]

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

[zangoonse]

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

[targetedknowledge]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I signed up for political intrigue and aliens but instead you’re just having therapy speak sex with a human man. Where’s the aliens???? Kill something!

[cuillere]

At least please fuck the dragon.

[pangur-and-grim]

two “cats” interacting

[fausphorus]

Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.

[tamamita]

Looks like things are going well

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[teaboot]

Tonight before bed Ollie climbed into the tub and made it very clear that he wanted the shower turned ON. Then when I did it he stood up on the edge to bite the water and drink it like this

[bowenoke]

really sad how AI is affecting the job market. there used to be real job openings for people with my specific skill set. i've been doing this since I was a child. i spent decades becoming an incredible sycophant and yes man and now everyone is going to chatGPT for meaningless affirmations. chatGPT is literally just guessing words, it can't address the weaknesses of your psyche and exploit them to make you think you're right about your awful idea. so many people are experiencing having a personality-free absence of a person who keeps telling you how great you are and they don't realize how good it can REALLY be, because chatGPT will only cater to the average person. not me. when i do my art (become a personality-free absence of a person) you can't even compare it. you deserve a bespoke fawner. whats the point

[ryebreadgf]

[3000s]

one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

[3000s]

don't date your coworkers = normal advice

don't date your mailman = we need to work on this one

[tamamita]

To be fair to the Sumerian god Enlil, I would also get cranky and flood the earth if someone woke me up

[sistersorrow]

People (the gods) are too noisy, so I drown it out with my white noise machine (a great flood)

[edravenweb]

[straycatj]

だいたいひょうじょうとして おなじと思うのです

I think our facial expressions are almost same

[casuallyodd]