ZAIR-ooh-bell.

1-800-R-U-STABBIN 🗡️ 27, they-them, asexual, agender. Check your discourse at the door, it's memes, puns, fanfic, and anime all the way down. Plus Ultra, Fuckin' Extra.

[zerubel]

Done.

I’ve saved all the posts I like in my entire history. I’ve unfollowed pretty much everyone. I’m changing the queue settings from “six” to “fifty”, i’m going to let the queue i have stored up finally post, and then i’m not going to queue or post any more. I don’t agree with censorship, I don’t agree with the lack of communication from staff, I don’t agree with most everything and I want to spend my time on more positive, constructive, entertaining things. 

[kiwiburrr]

Last minute print for @Krakencon! I love the villains from bnha they’re so good ;w;

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[iopele]

… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

[shetheysports]

Wow, 3 days dead really does a lot to your figure…

[fleetwood-matt]

@officialrupphire

[ssalrobyul]

[pianoaround]

Does anyone know what this instrument is called? Its like a Marimba but it is very large and made out of huge stones. Listen to that tone! haha Love it!

[adventuresinstringrepair]

It’s a type of Vietnamese lithophone (literally rock sound instrument) called a đàn đá. Some ethnomusicologists think that these are likely the oldest type of man made instrument.

[somos-rosas]

she looks like shes having fun lol this is bringing me joy

[bunjywunjy]

so you’re telling me that rock is actually the oldest genre

[shelgon]

[kos-tyan]

song:  The Mowgli’s – I’m Good

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[ccyans]

… Aizawa if that’s what you picked out for the six year old what’s your normal wardrobe like.

[the-moonlight-witch]

[revelryinthememes]

Villains: We have your son.

All Might: I don’t have a son..?

Villains: Then who started crying when we ripped his All Might hoodie?

All Might: Oh my God you have my son-

[00vv]

[midorynn]

I painted Deku and Todoroki going out for adventure,fantasy au 

Twitter  | Deviantart | Instagram  |  Patreon

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Fusing the best Gen1 and Gen3 starters results in the creation of another adorable angel!

Artist: Bradyhendu

[possiblyeggs-deactivated2019052]

Midoriya, close to tears: I don’t care if he’s small, Pluto is a planet!

Iida, who has already explained five times why Pluto technically isn’t a planet and is also close to tears: I’ve told you, I’m not trying to insult Pluto, and I’m just saying it isn’t classed as a planet because-

Midoriya: HE’S VALID!!!!!

[cheescheesy]

Give some love to the best boy

[lahore2toronto]

Eid Mubarak: The art of camel barbering in Pakistan.

[ironbloodaika]

Damn.