ᥫ᭡ @zestydriedfish - Tumblr Blog

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#Silly #Intro

i really hope death feels like swinging really high on a swing, and then closing your eyes to feel like your floating.

#Quotes #Deep quotes #Death

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describing Fontaine 5 stars in one sentence.

Arlecchino: Mommied so hard she became daddy. (Also got a lotta trauma)

Clorinde: A duelist whose buttons are screaming for help.

Furina: The lights are off, why must you keep acting?

Lyney: bro turned his trauma into magic.

Navia: Very pretty model lady who's supposed to be a CEO or smth.

Neuvilette: He's basically every genshin player. (Sad and lonely)

Sigewinne: she might poison you but wtv cuz she's cute!

Chiori: She's not like the other girls.

Rizzly: probably wanted in 50 states.

#genshin impact #Furina #neuvillette #navia #genshin navia #arlecchino #Lyney #sigewinne #wriothesley #clorinde #Chiori

i just found the Walmart version of Obey Me...Except everyone's 10 times more traumatized and it has no consensual barriers.

#obey me #diabolik lovers #Wtf

my favorite thing to do is call my brain my "friend" so when I'm talking to people and I say the most unhinged shit known to man I can blame it on my "friend"

#Red flag #Toxic trait #My friend said this

-Mc, sucking on a lollipop-

Mammon: Oi! Mc, what are ya doing?

Mc: sucking on a lollipop?

Mammon: why?

Mc: I just really like to suck on things

Asmo: I hope I'm not the only one thinking of di-

#obey me asmodeus #om #obey me mammon #obey me

I just asked my friend (who doesn't play genshin) to make a genshin ship, he said Childe x ganyu. So imma drop this rq.

#genshin impact #Ganyu #Childe #fanart genshin

artists, next time someone pisses you off draw them not only pregnant but ALSO British.

#British pregnancy goes hard #Artists #Art

someone asked me today if I would rather date a boy, or a girl, but it truly doesn't matter because, if they have organs, I'm selling them either way.

#mental health

Why do people think people are only hypersexual because of PTSD? While yes, if someone is sexually assaulted/abused, it is more likely for them to developed hypersexuality, you can also develop it from: being exposed to adult content at a young age, hearing about it often, substance abuse, genetics and many more reasons.

#Hypersexual #Hypersexuality #Mental health

its currently raining, and we have a flood warnings, and a lot more (basically saying We gonna die) but wtv cuz its perfect reading weather ♥

#Weather #Yay

what classes the brothers would teach as teachers !

Lucifer: Mathematics

Mammon: Business

Leviathan: computer science

Satan: English/history

Asmo: theatre teacher

Beel: Gym

Belphie: would be a sub or some shit