dirt lovers anonymous

felix | he/him

[zestyhoneybeee]

take my quiz and I’ll give you a fun new career

[localwarlockunion]

More places need to start hosting "goth nights" to boost turnout. Goth night at the bowling alley, goth night at the mini golf, goth night on the local public radio station, goth night at the antiques store, the library, oil change, laundromat, tea shop, etc etc. I am correct.

[zestyhoneybeee]

I love getting attention

[radiation]

Beautiful baby girl named Kitchenette

[hahq8eifwbbflh9b88-deactivated2]

need my dick sucked but i dont have one

[godstiel]

yeah i would consider myself to be normal and fine (<ignoring the curse)

[roundo]

when a relatively unpopular song that you like gets used in a fucking apple commercial or something and now it's blowing up

[roundo]

[bearie]

anyone wanna get divorced

[imaveryevilgirl]

Fuck it we cube

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

[leashedknight]

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts

[notedchampagne]

parents were invented by the government to sell more therapy

[grossxing]

[gayvampyr]

you’re in a State of depression

[charlesoberonn]

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[jame7t]

i heard they’re putting Yaoi into the water now

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sorry I forgot i'm alive Can you please repeat the question.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

I’m just a little flying insect please please PLEASE let me kill myself in your beverage