Its Not Gay If The Balls Don't Touch.

A clusterfuck of things that make me laugh. That is all.

[playingwiththesquirrels]

[segweg]

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[awesome-picz]

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

[gif87a-com]

[kittensjonsa]

[deeplifequotes]

Fall in love with somebody who will never let you go to sleep wondering if you still matter.

Unknown (via deeplifequotes)

[infinite-playlist]

Current Mood: Pharrell’s verse on Drop It Like Its Hot

[samoishere]

Reblog if you heard the ding

[pleatedjeans]

[bryantsupreme]

Bury me with an mp3 of this on a USB drive. 🔥🔥🙌🏾

[imsoshive]

[four-toed-creed]

[i-have-been-thunderstruck]

So sweet

[macarons-and-corpses]

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

[thebestoftumbling]

girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

[poser-in-a-parkuhh]

Love it!

[bromojumbo]

*slams fist on table* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE

[itsonlyaubrey]

Dogs are so important and we must protect them at all costs

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[imagineham-deactivated20180328]

Australia is a fucking weird place

[mszombi]

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[did-you-know]

NASA created retro travel posters for different locations in our solar system in hopes of inspiring young people to imagine a future where common space travel is a possibility. 

Source

[colormebowie-deactivated2017091]

these are really important to me

[neural-entropy]

behind this 100% where do I buy prints

[therealuniverse]

These are free for download and print! The files are 20x30 inches. I plan on emailing this one to my local print shop.

[katsudonski]

Originally posted by thatjoeyfella

[akiyty]

i have these on my wall, and i guarantee, they are SPECTACULAR (and yep, CC-licensed, so you’re good to print them locally)

[gargoame]

We have these framed in our aerospace senior design lounge!

[astrofyre]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SPACE THEMED PRINTS THIS IS AMAZING

[dduane]

So gorgeous.

[scrawnyflannelman]

Neat!

[regularbread]

I really fucking love NASA for this.

[my-dreamssss]

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[angel-of-death-2015]

OH MY GOD THE BONUS 😭😭😭

[my-life-of-wishing]

23 Relationship Goals

1. to be loved and love them equally 2. to take stupid pictures with them 3. to be best friends like the moon and the sun 4. he gives me attention and doesn’t forget that were in a relationship 5. let’s me know his family, the crazy and the beautiful sides 6. makes me a better person 7. wants to do teenage things like watch movies and go ice skating but will also walk with me 8. listens- for those times I feel like I’m breaking at the seams 9. he’s honest 10. he isn’t ashamed of holding my hand 11. he’s respectful towards other people 12. he understands my boundaries 13. he’ll listen to my favorite songs and I’ll listen to his 14. stargazing. 15. his personality is attractive, kind, funny, willing to be himself 16. understands that I’m flawed 17. doesn’t judge other people too heavily 18. will slow dance with me :) 19. willing to be adventurous with me 20. somewhat athletic- at least able to walk with me and enjoy what life has to offer 21. remembers the important days about our relationship 22. gotta be classy 23. loves me unconditionally