Birds And Homicide

✬ Shay ✮16 ✮ Lord of the Rings ✮ puns✮ If it's not garlic bread then what's the point?

[boyswanna-be-her]

6 am is not a time it’s a punishment

[distractful]

me: thinks of a better comeback a month later

[quotesbrain]

[zigilburk]

*on my death bed, struggling for breath* fight me

[brideoffire]

[canyoun0ttt]

[heijian]

[klngfili]

Oh yeah, I love Tolkien’s books. The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and…*reads smudged writing on hand* The Salmon Riot?

[alohammora]

sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent

[mellarkey]

[pocochina]

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

[sebastianstansource]

Some of the best actors known to men have played bad guys and it’s the best because you know, you always wanna play those roles. Growing up I was always more interested in the villains.

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

“Your own eyes have betrayed you. But I do not speak of my daughter alone. You shall be betrothed to no man’s child as yet. But as for Arwen the Fair, Lady of Imladris and of Lórien, Evenstar of her people, she is of lineage greater than yours, and she has lived in the world already so long that to her you are but as a yearling shoot beside a young birch of many summers. She is too far above you. And so, I think, it may well seem to her. But even if it were not so, and her heart turned towards you, I should still be grieved because of the doom that is laid on us.”

[wasuhuras-deactivated20140501]

[trekuniverse]

Is Commander Data Intelligent? Yes.

What about Self awareness. My rights. My status. My right to choose. My life. It seems reasonably self aware to me.

You see, he’s met two of your three criteria for sentience, so what if he meets the third. Consciousness in even the smallest degree. What is he then? I don’t know. Do you?

[dinahlances]

[zigilburk]

Peter Quill + Earth pop culture references

[rosamundpike]

My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and to my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me “Hey listen, there’s a chance he won’t recognize you, but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know — he might be a little shy.” So I came in there, and he just sat right up and he had this big smile on his face. He said ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ I just started to cry, and he looked at me and he saw the tears in my eyes and he just started smiling, and doing bits immediately, to try and make me laugh. He’d jump up and down. And that just made me cry more. And he touched the tears on my face and everything. It was the first real human moment that happened between the two of us. I think he recognized that I was sad and he was essentially forgiving me for being gone so long. That was my best day.

[damn-it-wynonna]

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