this boy

26, she/her would die for jack zimmermann

[freebooter4ever]

golden boy from the golden state 

[stonesoupenthusiast]

bud (romantically)

[omgpostsplease]

[lardosducks]

wait now im curious where was the comic when u guys got into check please

[virgoscringe]

damn remember when jack was kinda mean and Not eric richard bittle’s loving husband?? wack

[copper-pineapple]

An AU where Bitty is actually a ginger. I made this months ago but I was kinda embarrassed to post it lol

[loveliesttime]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *passive aggressive food YouTuber* *canadian NHL star* *harvard law student with a pornstache* *tiny unbeatable beer pong champion* *frat star slash science nerd with a 4.0 GPA* *loud and emotional 6′4″ econ major* *overexcited goalie* *ginger bob the builder* *nursey*

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

“*nursey*”

Friend group additions can also include *fashionable stage manager who’s also tiny* and *blueberry-addicted Russian*.

[transgenderbitty]

When Lardo and Shitty finally admit they’re dating, Lardo goes to a joke shop and makes a rather large investment.

Every time Shitty leans in to kiss her while they’re in the Haus, she slaps on a fake mustache exactly like his and puckers up. He giggles like crazy, forgetting what he was about to do.

So far they have put exactly $0.00 in the SinBin

[adambirkholtz]

saw this pin on pinterest and immediately thought about nursey & chowder 

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Shitty has a Boston accent does he have rights

[birlcholtz]

ransom says this as a joke and within 3 days shitty can mimic jack’s accent perfectly

[lirapheus]

Check, Please! + Photoshop (4/?)

[bittlesjack]

unsolicited friendly reminders about the smh team thanks to bitty's twitter - part 2

• most board games have been banned from the haus (see: jack and holster playing an intense game of catan, once, that ended with holster flipping the board over)

• mrs bittle has seen shitty’s junk

• chowder met farmer when he and dex toppled over her & the volleyball team while piggyback racing with the hausmates

• johnson has a girlfriend. he’s been dating her since sophomore year

• holster is horrible at folding his laundry

• bitty and lardo have cooked together

• jack has never had real sweet tea

• ransom called jack a nerd bc he likes learning stuff like history and jack said “you have a 4.0 GPA ransom”

• ransom and jack can have a full conversation about golf

• shitty texted bitty once saying that there was an actual real life golf bro wearing a cowboy hat in his seminar class and he thought it was jack after an impulse buy

• bitty doesn’t know if lardo is the haus dad or if jack is the haus dad

• chowder can do the splits on command

• chowder and farmer had a lunch date with bitty and jack. they ate quiche.

• bitty showed jack a picture of the meme dress and he said it was black and blue

• nursey accidentally hit a kid in the face with his hockey bag

• lardo was the one who told bitty to buy those really short shorts for spring C

• one time nursey dropped his laptop in the middle of lake quad and all he said was ‘whoa chill’

• a lot of samwell students dislike the hockey team bc they’re really loud

[semoart]

Zim and Bits being wholesome, Parse with a cold, Shitty drunk, and Lardo doing what Lardo does. From the webcomic: @omgcheckplease​ .

I’d also like to thank everyone for 200+ followers. From whatever fandom you’ve come across me in, your reblogs, likes, and tags make me smile.

[watermelonmountaindew]

I like to think that at some point in Year 3 Jack talked to George a little bit about coming out and as a joke she said, “You win us a Stanley Cup and you can do whatever you want.” 

And after Jack scores the game winner and George sees him kissing Bitty in front of a million cameras she can’t help but laugh a little bit because technically she did approve this. 

[vendetta06]

my music taste is immaculate. dick game huge. i am friends with rodents. i am sexy and insane and i think that's cool of me. i am gay. the only flaw is that i'm evil

[hahamarriedyetwhat]

[chirpingbitty]

Lardo + Happy Mood

as prompted by @a-candle-for-sherlock​

[omgcheckplease]

WHY IS HOLSTER SO CUTE WITH GLASSES. HOW DO YOU DO THAT.

[parvuls]

it’s october and i’m still sad about no pride. so here, have jack and bitty in costumized proud jerseys to be sad with me