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Just because I'm a teenager does not mean I won't reference a Phineas and Ferb episode in literally every conversation I have

[shitpostgenerator]

HOW DO YOU ADORE GOAT

[honeybooboothefool]

dan’s therapist: how’s your week been?

dan:

[countvoncounts-number1fan]

Why can’t I just accidentally text the wrong number and become great friends with the person I texted

@ theuniverse this is a plea

[posi-pan]

reblog if you:

like tacos

are pansexual/panromantic

consume media to temporarily escape your life

have a pet

don’t drink enough water

aren’t as nice to yourself as you should be

love penguins

no one will ever know which one applies

[curlydans]

if you ever feel lonely just remember that the fbi agent that’s watching you will always be there for you

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

Correct

[curlydans]

i’ve been blessed by the fbi agent

[kavehgenshin]

don’t touch people that don’t want to be touched!!! people might not want to be touched due to abuse, people might not want to be touched due to sensory issues, and some people just don’t like it. i don’t care how weird or ‘sad’ it is that you can’t touch them, just don’t fucking do it. their comfort is more important than you poking them or hugging them.

[silverhawk]

i thought “tri-state area” was a phineas and ferb thing

[zincomms]

My furby which has been dead for like five years just made a beep sound

rip me

[lookateriberto]

[wafflesex]

Never thought I’d see the day an Olympic announcer said “Performing a song by Yuri On Ice” on television for an Olympic ice skating program

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

[arwwenn-blog]

reblogging this again because it fucking works

[phangirl-landphil]

I’m not taking any chances.

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

does anyone else have those moments where they just fall in love with being alive? like, maybe you’re in art class with soft music and you realize that this peaceful feeling is a part of life that you love and you want to just keep forever, and there are so many other parts of life too that are so wonderful and maybe existing isnt so bad after all

[officialunitedstates]

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

[officialunitedstates]

core-ean

[casnebula-blog]

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

[officialunitedstates]

core-ean

[aligneddnp]

phanbergé is real amd thriving

[quiffedphil-deactivated20180928]

did dan really go into a shop and ask them to make a cake with that iced on it with a straight face????

[peachesfromny-deactivated202507]

PASS THIS ON.

The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.

[nationalcomingoutday]

IMPORTANT.

[officialunitedstates]

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train