How To Have A Good Weekend (like Ina Garten would)
Have your husband leave for a weekend, but prepare him dinner upon his return
Consider upgrading your “very good” olive oil to “your most excellent olive oil” by putting it on a small boat and sending it out to The Hamptons for a weekend
Steam your hundreds of denim shirts
Meet your florist for calamari stew and homemade bread
Take a walk through your garden, which has the most beautiful flowers and cubed cold butter, just perfect for making sweet and delicious flaky pie crust
Have Alec Baldwin do your grocery shopping (real episode I saw once)
“Golden” “Flaky” “Crispy”
Become so close to the owner of your local cheese shop, you cannot help having them over for scones and tomato bisque, separately
The wonderfully rich and warm gay men that live down the block have already promised to decorate your Christmas tree for you
Genuinely say “my fishmonger”
Garnish your table with basil leaves in mason jars, and have people shower you with complements like “I’ve never though to put basil leaves as a tablescape” and you humbly say “divine”
Buy whitefish spread and have it put you into a transcendent sunset overlooking the water
Make your very own lemon curd to serve to forty or fifty small business owners
Put together a flower arrangement that will never die
Greet your very good olive oil, now your very excellent olive oil, and delight that it has brought you back a lobster roll
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