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@zipperoxide
my stupid bitch son keeps
fucking cursing!! i made him eat ajax, palmolive, i even fed him that dr. bronner shit. nothing fucking works! I am this close to strapping that little cunt to the top of my honda and making him open his mouth through a premium car wash.
kicked outta italian
restaurant because i was slurping up spaghetti with my boobs out. i said "but sir i don't want to get marinara on my pristine mink coat." these damn italians have no respect for girls with innovative fashion and fat titties.
i got kicked out of
my local pool because i dropped 500 bouillon cubes in the water
three half eaten packs of gummy worms
i see as i sit down on the bus. who is this magnificent stranger that has left their sweet treats in such ruin?
every loaf of
bread is a bread bowl filled with bread
did you know?
if you lined up every noodle in a can of campbell's chicken noodle soup, you could wrap it around the earth four times.
what does this thing mean?
oh the hubris ...
i bought a big pelon, but my little bitch fingers can't squeeze it hard enough. i've been thoroughly humbled and embarrassed.
i bought me some soup ...
but i don't own any spoons.
sometimes i cry when
i think about sports teams moving cities
these hoes can't shep like me
i am the goat of shepping. i am the true sheppard.
they should rename it to the houston mexicans
then people will actually fuck with them
these mfs
always having the most lowkey conversations through CLOSED WINDOWS. you can't hear through that silly!
i went to pizza hut and
the girl there told me that i can get potions on my pizza and she was like super hot so i went along with it and that shit was like purple and now my hair and teeth are falling out
how
do you respond to email when you are a space alien?
i said a swear :(
fun fact:
the pentagon actually has six sides, meaning it's technically a hexagon.