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he/him | theatre kid | ao3 account is “hlfh0mo” for anyone interested | mha lover unfortunately

[zipzapfrogboy]

The plot of Hannibal kind of:

[zipzapfrogboy]

“Tell me to stay” shooting me in the face with a gun would hurt less actually

[miwiheroes]

will never found au but will WAS found in 1983 but then went missing again….. right after this:

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[rahatlin]

@evilwizard are you in that?

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

[the-muppet-joker]

Time to start MAXMAXXING. I will DO EVERYTHING. BE EVERYTHING. FEEL NOTHING. HOLLOW MYSELF OUT AND BECOME THE PERFECT VESSEL. FROM NOW ON, I AM ONLY EATING CANNED SARDINES AND DRINKINKING MY OWN BATH WATER!!! I WILL BE MEWING AND MOGGING 25 MISERABLE HOURS A DAY!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[chappellroansleftkneecap]

it’s actually so insane that the same tv show that calls their central queer character a fag and a fairy never lets him have a romance or even say the word gay

[whylee-wheeler]

WORD FOR WORD OH MY GOD😭

THIS WAS A YEAR AGO

[hawkinsschoolcounselor]

Honestly, even this fails to reflect how insignificant it ended up being. We got it in the background, out of focus, in a flash-forward towards the end of the epilogue. And I don't even think it was framed.

But I guess that goes hand in hand with the Duffers writing off Will's feelings as not being real love.

[strangerthingsfacts]

Jeff the Killer has had a change of heart & has decided to reintegrate into society.

“We are ready to accept Jeff the Killer with open arms,” says Dustin Henderson. “Or, as he goes by now, Jeff the Lover.”

[zipzapfrogboy]

Good omens ended after season one. There is no second season. By the way. A third one? Yeah I don’t know what you’re talking. About. Good omens only has one season.

[zipzapfrogboy]

game of the year

[zipzapfrogboy]

I stand my ground

[recreational-word-sayer]

Literally the Cali plot:

Will: you know, even tho I'm in love with Mike, I'm not going to do anything about it because he's with El, and I want both of them to be happy :)

Mike: *death gripping Will's shoulders* PLEASE JUST TELL ME TO BREAK UP WITH HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[rubytulips]

LEGO BYLER IS CANON I REPEAT LEGO BYLER IS CANON

[future-crab]

NEVER move on NEVER touch grass. Keep posting about Supernatural on tumblr dot com.

[bylerworld]

remember when we all thought we'd have the perfect explanation for why this happened and it turned out mike was just an asshole

still can't believe he did this. i hate him.

[zipzapfrogboy]

my friends were trying to guess my crush (against my will) and one of them fully 100% spot on got it and I went “haha no it’s not him” and then the other one went “yeah it’d be weird if you liked him” is this a sign