a cryptid

J.T.💕// 27yrs

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[joandoesnothing]

my shayla

[spicy-ryls]

neglected guinea pig + scary cat

[aspiring-spellcaster]

Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

[mothmanmagicalboy]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[spacecaptainglow]

This post resurrected the word Slonk

[the-jackals]

i don't think you understand how right you are

[beggars-opera]

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. I see bricks, I see mortar, I see a trowel, I see a cask of wine, I see that asshole Montresor glaring at me over the top of the wall…

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[meanya]

[nickmpreg]

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

[nickmpreg]

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

[greelin]

the bmw behind you will act like you not hitting the pedestrian at the crosswalk is done specifically to spite them

[lullambii]

Day 7 of #Veiltober - Davrin Griffon Daddy.

[snarkspawn]

do you think lucanis puts his hair up when he cooks

[adonischildsupportcase]

[guerrillatech]

[gorps]

[jollyreginaldrancher]

Sister Michael could have handled the yellowjackets but coach Ben could not handle the Derry Girls