ah fuuuuuuck

Ziv Bodhi/dude/bi

[orchidopium]

tired of how I look, I want snakes for hair

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[godwasthefirstthotslayer]

Yeah cus you never use it

[bvbblebeam]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[brownskintlady]

if I don’t reboot this, assume I’m dead

[3aadi]

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

[oil-diffuser]

This is just so powerful

[bedussey]

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

[sarcasticfina]

[motherfuckingnazgul]

the best part is that after they got sued he removed the “p” from the sign in his shop window so now it says “irate joe’s”, because they’re mad at him.

[themaynards624-deactivated20181]

Can’t… stop… watching

[from-93-till]

[gentle-assbutt]

Please unmute

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

this is perfect for explaining how my brain sees music

all the loopy parts with harps, sharp stops YES

this is EXACTLY how I see music

[juggernautsunion-deactivated201]

Someone actually made this

This is beyond amazing

[thebootydiaries]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[sun-urging-purple-blossoms-deac]

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

[konayashi]

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true. 

[theconcealedweapon]

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

[suicunesrider]

Never reblogged something harder in my life

[limb-remade-deactivated20220102]

if astrology isn’t real then explain why i’m like this

[theworstbear]

[yayfeminism]

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is why people keep saying we should eat the rich, just in case you were wondering

[tinderventure]

Winning line

[dean-colette-deactivated2026050]

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

[henderys]

unrealistic. blocked,

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[mesopelagic]

time sensitive question how flirt boy

[mesopelagic]

thanks guys