Reasons Why ALL Boys Belong in Diapers
Boys are messy creatures.
From their sticky fingers to their questionable aim in the bathroom, boys have never been good at keeping things clean. A diaper just simplifies the whole processâno more "oops, I missed" or "it was just an accident!"
Moms and girlfriends are already cleaning up after them.
Ever noticed how boys conveniently âforgetâ how to do laundry, dishes, or pick up their own socks? They already expect someone else to handle their messesâdiapers just make it official!
They think farting is funny. So letâs see how they like a full diaper.
Boys love to giggle about their own gas, but letâs see how funny it is when thereâs more than just air in their diaper. Oh, what's that? Suddenly it's "not so funny"? Thought so!
They have the attention span of a goldfish.
Oh, look! A ball! A car! A flashing light! Boys get so distracted by the simplest thingsâwho has time to actually remember to use the potty when there are way more important things to focus on? Best to keep them safely diapered so they donât make a mess when they inevitably forget.
They have NO shame.
Boys will scratch, burp, and do all sorts of gross things in public without a second thought. If they have no problem acting like babies in front of everyone, why not dress them like one too?
They never know when to stop playing.
Boys will run around, roughhouse, and completely ignore their obvious potty signals untilâoopsie! Too late! Rather than trusting them with big boy underwear (as if!), itâs just safer to keep them padded so they can go whenever they inevitably lose track of time.
Theyâre so lazy.
Letâs be honest, even if a boy could make it to the potty, would he really want to? Getting up, stopping what he's doing, actually aimingâso much effort! It's just easier to let him go in his diaper like the helpless little thing he is.
They still act like babies, so they might as well wear what babies wear.
Boys whine when they donât get their way, throw tantrums over the smallest things, and sulk when they lose. If theyâre going to act like fussy little toddlers, they should be dressed like one tooâdiapers included!
They hate being told what to do. Which makes it even more fun!
The best part? Theyâll huff and puff, but thereâs nothing they can do about it. They can squirm all they wantâat the end of the day, theyâll still be right where they belong: safely diapered.
Deep down, they know they belong in diapers.
At the end of the day, all their silly protests and puffed-up bravado donât change the truthâboys just arenât meant for potty training. Theyâre much better off being padded, protected, and properly taken care of. And while that will never change, their diapers certainly willâagain and again and again
Please reblog I you agree, that all boys should be in diapers 24/7!
Thank you @all4thedips for your suggestions and help.
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