[zlomudry]

Yeehaw, it's an indie Vlad Dracula RP blog.

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[cyberneticlagomorph]

Hey can someone bail me out of the pound and not laugh at me about it

[zlomudry]

Da.

[zlomudry]

I've been savaged by a small child.

[scorpiontattoo]

petplay but instead of sex you throw a ball for me and I chase it and bring it back and you call me a good boy and pet me sometimes and then you get tired of it so I look at you super sad so you throw the ball a couple more times til I get bored and then we go home and I destroy your couch

[nosramus]

torture that knight some more

[zlomudry]

Eh?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

hi bunic!!

[zlomudry]

Buna ziua, my favorite little bunbun. You are well, da?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

da!

egg's gotten over her cold and the little slayer boy i adopted has stopped making attempts on my life

[zlomudry]

I am pleased to hear these things. Every day is progress, yes. Though I must ask why I am being flirted with?

[zlomudry]

Nu, but I can get them.

[passimtemere]

GEt THEm GEtt THEM GET GEt GET!!!

[zlomudry]

Getting, getting, getting. Fussy thing.

[zlomudry]

I know, I am also shocked I am still alive.

[passimtemere]

Do yo U hAve JAWBreAkers!??

[zlomudry]

Nu, but I can get them.

[zlomudry]

aye poppi how tall are you?

Ah, I am small. You must seek such interests elsewhere.

[zlomudry]

Eh?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

hi bunic!!

[zlomudry]

Buna ziua, my favorite little bunbun. You are well, da?

[zlomudry]

Eh?

[passimtemere]

yO u!!!

[zlomudry]

I know, I am also shocked I am still alive.

[zlomudry]

Eh?

[headcanonthings]

[anas-tas-ia-deactivated20240216]

[shisasan]

[mollyvega]

This floral bat baby is Gerald 🌸🦇🌺

[heavendraven]

so I finally got around to reading bram stoker's dracula (1897)