hey whats up

[beaft]

my flatmate recently got her ears pierced and is rocking a set of simple studs with silver balls on the ends to keep them in place. today, she entered the kitchen and announced (unwisely) that she had to go to the tattoo shop as both her balls had fallen off. i would describe the atmosphere in the room at that moment as 'ecstatic'

[blackpyrefly]

after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

[hellomrmarionette]

Do you have ghosts and demons tho?

[blackpyrefly]

being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons

[only-tiktoks]

[bonelord10000]

[cryptotheism]

This is a slam poem.

[gawki]

‪VVVitches

🖤🖤🖤

[kaijudick]

honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria

[emil]

HISteria ♂️💯

[yupthatexists]

More info: https://bit.ly/3R9h7OI

[choosingaesthetics]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[lacefuneral]

[amethyst-halo]

every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[katelyn-danger]

You stumble across my half-eaten corpse in the abandoned mineshaft, clutching the note that i used my last energy to write, but it's just a badly drawn picture of me and the monster holding hands with hearts all around it and the words "big dogy" are scrawled at the bottom.

[emil]

i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

[odinsblog]

[ohevoyev]

i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose

[sabitsukis]

[bishopinblue]

I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.

[bishopinblue]

I'm actually gonna cry over these crabs.....

[kalybaly]

In case anyone was curious what they looked like!

[chillyfeetsteak]

[fraggled]

NO!!!! Let him out right now!!!!!

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in the late Middle Ages, books were so valuable that libraries would chain them to the bookcase. This was widely practiced until the 18th century (x)